Monday night, after Tennessee defeated Arizona in Game One of the Women’s College World Series, I quipped “Score one for the ugly chicks.”  The reason I said this is because Arizona’s players are ridiculously better looking the Tennessee squad, and it looked like the pretty girls had no chance against Tennessee ace Monica Abbott.   I figured that when if Tennessee won Game 2, I could write some Jenni Carlson-like article about how Tennessee’s win (and the overall ugliness of their roster) helped signify that ugly girls are finally catching up with the pretty ones.

I guess you should never underestimate the pretty girl.

Arizona’s two dramatic wins helped showed that pretty girls will always have a leg up on the ugly ones, even in a ugly-girl dominated sport like softball.   Before you know it, some pretty girl squad from California may come out here and beat our Oklahoma City Lightening Women’s Football team. 

Anyway, good luck ugly girls.  I, too, have been spurned, duped and defeated by many of the pretty ones.  And I know exactly how you feel.  Who knows, maybe we’ll meet up at some bar at last call and see the inner beauty in each other.   Then I’ll convince myself that you’re pretty.  Then…well…never mind…