The Lost Ogle Mailbag

You may not have known it, but TheLostOgle.com has an email address.  Since we don’t have time to respond to the large volume of email we receive, we like to share some of the better ones in this feature that we call The Lost Ogle mailbag.

Do you have any plans for other drinking games?
John R., Edmond

Not currently. We have considered the KREF drinking game, but figured no one would read it. Clark had a good idea that involved playing strip poker with Jessica Schambach, but it ended up being just an idea, and not a drinking game, although it did involve alcohol.

I loved the wall-to-wall coverage you all provided of “Saving Grace.” What happened to it?
Ham D., Oklahoma City

It looks like the build up to ‘Saving Grace’ was a whole lot better than the actual show. I lost all interest when Grace and her partner had sex and hunted deer with handguns at the Martin Park Nature Center, and afterwards, tied a dead deer to the hood of their bronco.

What is on Audra’s shirt in that picture you posted of the Morning Animals? Does she leak? I have to know!
Dean B., Edmond

I’m not sure what that is, but thanks for pointing it out. This proves that you need to be really careful when you wear all white and work next to Mike Steely.

Which Ogle brother owns this blog?
Jim T., Norman

The lost one, obviously. Actually, the original idea for the site was GoOgle.com. As you can see, it was taken.

Did you just steal that from theinnerwebs.com?
Tony A., Oklahoma City

Maybe.

Who do you think is better looking? Curtis Fitzpatrick or Van Shea Ivan?
Bikerfox, Tulsa

I’m probably not the best person to ask.  Maybe we can get some feedback from one of our three many female readers or Bob Barry Jr.

Is Ross Dixon alive? Or does the Oklahoma News Report just recycle old footage of him for every newscast.
Gary E., Seiling

According to the OETA website, Ross was born in Muskogee in 1942. They didn’t mention a death or anything, so I assume he’s living. Also, kudos to you (and the 18 other people in this state) who watch the Oklahoma News Report.

Where can I get kid’s toys welded for free?
Clark M., The Village

I have no clue. Try a muffler shop.

18 Responses to “The Lost Ogle Mailbag”


  1. 1 hipsterdoofus

    ” Where can I get kid’s toys welded for free?”

    Bwahhaha unfortunately only poor people like me that live in the village will get this.

  2. 2 Tony

    Yes, as a poor person that lives in Edmond, I don’t understand this reference.

  3. 3 hipsterdoofus
  4. 4 blythe

    as a “female” reader, i would say that bob barry, jr. is definitely better looking. that was the question, right?

  5. 5 The Almighty

    I thought it was illegal to be poor in Edmond?

  6. 6 Tony

    Ah, I see. I guess I know where to go if I need my XBox welded together.

  7. 7 Tony

    “I thought it was illegal to be poor in Edmond?”

    It is, but instead of being jailed, we are fined, which makes us even more poor. Vicious circle.

  8. 8 hipsterdoofus

    Why did blythe say “female” - is it some sort of transsexual thing?

  9. 9 Patrick

    Wow. I can’t believe somone had a picture of that!

  10. 10 Patrick

    Blythe: The question was regarding Van Shea Ivan and Curtis Fitzpatrick. But you are allowed to compliment Bob Barry Jr. as much as you like.

  11. 11 babYseaLcluBsamicH

    Beware of the powerful yet shadowy influence of Teh New Poland!

  12. 12 Chris

    Could Steeley look any more gay in that photo? Its pretty sad when Curtis is actually able to look cooler than someone one else. As to the wetness on Audra, if Pork was closer I would say it could be sweat off of his massively fat body, but just a thought, albeit a mean thought.

  13. 13 hipsterdoofus

    That is a terrible thing to say about a regional radio star, chris!

  14. 14 Matt

    Maybe it’s a superfluous nipple?

  15. 15 Chris

    It was, and I apologize for that and should not have attacked Pork like that.

  16. 16 orangejello

    “Bwahhaha unfortunately only poor people like me that live in the village will get this.”

    Right on.

    BabySeal, When I saw your name in #11, I thought it was written bacKwardS. Must be the lunch beers.

  17. 17 SoonerDustin

    There was a gas station at 50th and Lincoln that had the same “weld kids toys for free” sign…Competition?

  18. 18 cashion

    That’s not a gas station, that’s another Discount Muffler at 50th and Lincoln.

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