So, it looks like Toby Rowland is putting together a 2007 KREF Fantasy Football League. All this week, people have called Toby’s show explaining why they should be part of the league. Calls have ranged from people reenacting “real men of genius” commercials to Mayor Cornett’s son performing the white boy rap.
Anyway, since nobody really listens to KREF, we at The Lost Ogle thought it would be kind of fun to join the league. That way, we could enjoy action-packed fantasy football excitement without feeling like we’re selling out. Also, by being in Toby’s league, we can get one-degree closer to Amy McRee (even though Toby warned us that she has kid).
The only real issue is that we really can’t call Toby’s show and suck-up to him. That just seems wrong. But what we can do is offer some sort of extorted, written offer to join the league. Here it is:
If Toby lets us join his KREF Fantasy Football League, we promise to be nice to him during the football season. That means no snarky comments about his relationship with Sherri Coale or the Small College Hoops radio show. We’ll also give him a trench coat and a fake mustache so he can sneak into OU practices with James Hale.
That should make Toby happy. Or better yet, it will.
Yesterday I was listening to the show and a fan actually sang “My Way” (terribly) on the radio in an effort to get in the league. I’m not sure I’m willing to quite go that far, mainly for the benefit of the ears of his listeners.
TheLostOgle.com is not above taking bribes in conjunction with moving up on the Sports Radio power poll. *Hint, hint*
It is my understanding from reading Jim Traber.Com, that Toby has challenged Jim to a one-on-one basketball confrontation, but Jim has refused. Perhaps if you could lobby to make Jim accept?
I can tell you from experience that Toby is a sneaky athlete. He may look like a bowl of jello, but once you decide to run 40-yard dashes, that jello is like super-twin-powers activating into the form of Carl Lewis and Colonel Sanders.
Toby truly is a classic example of the Fat Kid DDR.
Again, on Jim Traber.Com, even his posters are starting to say Jim should answer Toby’s challenge. Toby scored 22pts in the recent OU media hoops game. Jim was nowhere to be found.Using Jim’s own strange syntax,Jim, are you a gutless amoeba?
Jim seems to be A pompous old windbag,with the heart of a hummingbird.
congratz on making it in the league.
You made it! All the way to the top!
Good luck, your gonna need it
Traber wants to play Toby, but Fat Jack hasn’t signed the consent form yet.
Winner of the Traber-Rowland showdown gets to beat up Dave.