Sometimes I wonder which is worse:
A. Listening to someone talk about their fantasy football team,
B. Listening to someone talk about a bad beat in Texas Hold Em, or
C. Listening to that stupid golf show on the Sports Animal with Andy Dilliard and Craig Humphreys
Since all three are terrible, we are going to try to avoid ever writing about any of them. But for this time only, I am going to list our fantasy football team from the KREF Fantasy Football League. To make up for this, please enjoy the picture of Jessica Alba playing football in the ocean. Here’s the team:
QBs (start 1):
Matt Hasslebeck, Jason Campbell
RBs (start 2):
Frank Gore, Cedric Benson, Brandon Jacobs, Lamont Jordan
WRs (start 3):
Lee Evans, Laveranues Coles, Chris Chambers, Mike Furrey, Brandon Marshall, Matt Jones
TEs (start 1):
Todd Heap, Tony Scheffler
Defense/ST (start 1):
Philly
Kicker (start 1):
John Kasay
Anyway, this post is going nowhere. If you are a good reader, please tell us how much our team sucks. Thanks!
You guys have good RB’s and a good TE, but I’d be worried about your WR’s and QB’s.
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Ya, your team does suck
Why don’t we have at least one Cleveland Brown on our team? I always make sure all my fantasy football teams have at least one Cleveland Brown.
Come to think of it, maybe that’s why I never win at fantasy football.
Team’s full of Yardbirds.
A matchup of epic proportions coming your way week 10. Did you know there’s no difference between Mackie McNears and Western Sizzlin? Did you say country fried steak sandwich? I MUST HAVE ONE!
Your team is filthy. Nobody can hit the big fly.
Two words – Horrible.
Was this an autodraft…or did we send the wrong representative to the draft?
As a fantasy football geek, I must say that your team really sucks.
Your QB’s are decent, although I’m surprised you didn’t get anyone from the “Top 6″ tier considering you also don’t have a true #2 RB or a true #1 WR.
Furry+Marshall+Jones = 4TD’s, so you’d better hope your starters don’t get hurt.
And John Kasay? It’s no longer 2001. There are at least 15 better kickers out there.
At least you got Frank Gore.
Just curious. where’d AD go in your draft?
Here is the draft order:
1. (5) Frank Gore RB
2. (20) Cedric Benson RB
3. (29) Brandon Jacobs RB
4. (44) Lee Evans WR
5. (53) Matt Hasselbeck QB
6. (68) Todd Heap TE
7. (77) Laveranues Coles WR
8. (92) Chris Chambers WR
9. (101) LaMont Jordan RB
10. (116) Mike Furrey WR
11. (125) Brandon Marshall WR
12. (140) Matt Jones WR
13. (149) Philadelphia DEF
14. (164) Jason Campbell QB
15. (173) Tony Scheffler TE
16. (188) John Kasay K
Here’s the first four rounds:
As you’ll see, AD went to the Three Amigos (Duckfan, Prince Aaron, and Jon Mexico) at 32 (8th pick of the 3rd round). We’re pretty happy with him in that spot.
The only pick that seemed very strange was Alex Smith at 38 (2nd pick of 4th round).
1.LaDainian Tomlinson LL
2.Steven Jackson Cole
3.Larry Johnson ASB
4.Joseph Addai Favre
5.Frank Gore Ogle
6.Shaun Alexander SimplyEnfuego
7.Brian Westbrook Baylor
8.Willie Parker Amigos Duckfan and friends
9.Rudi Johnson T-BONE
10.Peyton Manning T-Row
11.Reggie Bush Bomars
12.Travis Henry US
Round 2
1.Ronnie Brown US
2.Marvin Harrison Bomars
3.Reggie Wayne T-Row
4.Willis McGahee T-BONE
5.Chad Johnson Amigos
6.Carson Palmer Baylor
7.Laurence Maroney SimplyEnfuego
8.Cedric Benson Ogle
9.Terrell Owens Favre
10.Steve Smith ASB
11.Tom Brady Cole
12.Maurice Jones-Drew LL
Round 3
1.Torry Holt LL
2.Clinton Portis Cole
3.Thomas Jones ASB
4.Edgerrin James Favre
5.Brandon Jacobs Ogle
6.Larry Fitzgerald SimplyEnfuego
7.Roy Williams Baylor
8.Adrian Peterson Amigos Duckfan and friends
9.Drew Brees T-BONE
10.Marion Barber III T-Row
11.Marques Colston Bomars…
12.Anquan Boldin US
Round 4
1.Marc Bulger US
2.Alex Smith Bomars
3.Marshawn Lynch T-Row
4.T.J. Houshmandzadeh T-BONE
5.Antonio Gates Amigos Duckfan and friends…
6.Randy Moss Baylor
7.Donald Driver SimplyEnfuego
8.Lee Evans Ogle
9.Deuce McAllister Favre
10.Donovan McNabb ASB
11.Andre Johnson Cole
12.Vince Young LL]
Toby of course picked Manning in the first round. He followed that up with Reggie Wayne in the second. He also picked the Indy D. I think Wes Welker is going to be someone T-Row continues to interview throughout the NFL season, so Toby drafted him pretty early as well.
And, The Lost Ogle, we’re looking forward to our match-up in week 2!
Okay, why are we not talking about alba playing football. It appears to me she is playing bottomless which is awesome.