I figured this would be a neat little exercise to do whenever it appears that the three of us have a serious case of bloggers block (which seems to be today’s case). I’ll call it “Fun with Pictures”, where we take three outstanding pictures from Oklahoma websites and provide our own neat little captions. And, since our reader comments are usually a lot better than what we write, please contribute your captions, too. Whoever provides the best one wins a piece of Clark Matthews’ Birthday Cake.
This week we are featuring pictures from the Look at OKC website. See them after the jump. Good luck!
Picture A:
This is what happens when fingers go where they don’t belong!
Picture B:
Not satisfied by the bar’s free appetizers, Sally decided to eat the karaoke microphone.
Picture C:
Her boyfriend is unaware that once they get married, she’ll never eat a corn dog again.
Picture D:
“Well, Curtis Fitzpatrick seemed to liked it well enough.”
That’s a great prize. The cake is only a couple months old.
A: After grossing out his co-workers, Gene shows his mother how his actions got him fired.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/780832/office_masturbation/
That was supposed to be D, not A.
Now I’ve ruined it. I think I’ll just stare at C for a while.
A: Local woman audition for the role of The Joker’s Daughter in new Batman film
or
A: Yeah, and when we find whoever put the glue in our eye shadow, we’re gonna mess him up…
A) Was that a squirrel that just ran up my p***y?!?! (Sorry don’t know if you guys are adult enough for me not to censor it.)
B & C) Wannabe pornstarlets, Sandy Pimplebutt and Harley Stroker, audition, at the State Fair of Oklahoma, for the newest reality show sensation… My Parents Named Me To Be A Pornstar.
D) Yes ma’am. You always want to stroke it away from you. I’ve seen people get some nasty cuts carving wood the wrong way.
B: Amy McRee before lipo.
B: I sure hope Simon likes me. I could be the next Carrie Underwood.
D: “Mrs. Smith, just let me show you why the ladies really like me.”
A. That Chi-O secret handshake packs quite a punch!
B. Show me a major credit card, and I’ll put my fist in here, too.
C. So let me get this straight–If you fry the wiener first, it’s okay to use your teeth?
D. See? When I flex, Toby Keith takes off his hat!