Previously: The Justice League learned a machine that can control the weather had come under the hands of a rogue. Doug Sauter, Joe Burton, Val Castor, and Lauren Richardson saved Greer, Oklahoma. Lauren was chastised by Gary England for disobeying orders, wooed by Mike Morgan to leave the Justice League, and later defended Morgan when Gary accused him of being the rogue. It was revealed that Gary was the inventor of the machine. Gary confronted Morgan, but found him to be innocent and learned that Lauren had faith that Gary was not behind the weather abnormality. Meanwhile, the Storm Chaser lair was infiltrated by ninjas who were corralled by Wayne Coyne. Their identity was a shock. And now, the final chapter…
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Category: Fake News, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson, OKC Blazers, Oklahoma City Weather and Wayne Coyne.
Published by Patrick on November 19, 2007
20. Have Maggie Carlo fight Amy McRee in a bikini oil wrestling match on pay-per-view.
We know that Amy McRee looks good in a bikini. And we are pretty sure that Maggie Carlo would look good in a bikini. But we are 100% sure that Amy McRee and Maggie Carlo would look amazing in a bikini oil wrestling brawl. This idea must be added to the book.
Continue reading ‘Oklahoma Initiative Ideas: 20-11′
Category: 100 Ideas, Amy McRee, Hinder, KREF, Lauren Richardson, Maggie Carlo, Mark Rodgers, Mick Cornett, Oklahoma City Media, Oklahoma City Radio, Oklahoma City Weather, Oklahoma Politics, The Daily Oklahoman, The Oklahoma Gazette and The Sports Animal.
Published by Patrick on November 16, 2007
In protest of the high cheese factor behind the “reenacted” marriage of Miss Indian Territory and Mr. Oklahoma Territory, we at The Lost Ogle are going to avoid any over-the-top coverage of the Oklahoma Centennial Celebrations taking place across the state. The only thing that will change our minds is if the towns Hooker and Beaver decided to do something really cool and daring at the last minute with the two Oklahomans above, which I seriously doubt they’ll do, because Hooker and Beaver are in the panhandle, which really isn’t a part of Oklahoma. Instead, we are just going to watch our grandparents old VHS recordings of Oklahoma Passage and thank Gary England that nothing that bad was produced for the centennial celebrations…so far.
Anyway, happy birthday Oklahoma. Rah Rah Rah! Oklahoma.
Category: Oklahoma City Porn Stars.
Published by Patrick on November 15, 2007
One of my favorite Oklahoma websites is the blog over at OklahomaRock.com. It’s always been a great place to stay up-to-date with the Oklahoma music scene. For the past few weeks, they have been counting down (five at a time) the Top 100 Oklahoma Musicians of all time. As a result, we now get this news:
I’ll be on OklaTravelNet (Oklahoma’s Online Travel Channel) today talking about the list. The show starts at noon and last until 1:30, but I’m not sure exactly what time I’ll be on. If you can’t catch it line, don’t worry. They archive every show and today’s show should be available for viewing at anytime.
On Sunday, I’ll be joining Lacey on 94.7 The Buzz’s local show, Buzz Born & Bred. We’ll be playing some of the bands on the Top 100 list. The show starts at 10pm.
I’ll be honest with you, I think OklaTravelNet is sort of silly, and I really haven’t listened to the Buzz since it was 95x, but congratulations to Ryan and all of OklahomaRock’s writers for some well deserved recognition and publicity. Trust me, coming up with a “well written” list of 100 things is hard to do. It’s probably even harder when you have to write something objective about Toby Keith, Hinder and Hanson. Keep it up, guys!
Category: Uncategorized.
Published by Tony on November 15, 2007
At The Lost Ogle, we are nothing if not charitable. Rarely does a day go by when we aren’t stopped on the street and thanked for all the humanitarian work that we do. In a recent poll, readers were asked to name the one adjective that describes us. The top 3 responses were, of course:
1. Charitable
2. Big-hearted
3. Smells-as-if-you-haven’t-showered-in-weeks
Now that our humanitarian creds are proven by this scientific poll, I thought it would be a good idea to let you know some of our favorite local charities. During this upcoming holiday season I hope you can generously help out as many of these as possible.
Mobile Meals
Though I have heard good things about the organization that brings warm meals to the elderly and the homebound, this particular chapter of Mobile Meals is always there to make sure Al Eschbach has a meal during his remotes. When he’s broadcasting at a restaurant it isn’t an issue, but how is Al supposed to eat on the air if he’s at a car dealership or a casino? Please, readers, we must make sure the soothing tones of Al chewing his food over the airwaves continues. Donate some radishes to Mobile Meals today.
Continue reading ‘Be A Humanitarian’
Category: Basketball in OKC, Jim Traber and Oklahoma City Media.
If you missed Part I, you are severely lacking in knowledge of the Juror Orientation process in federal district court. It’s up to you to decide whether that is something you need in order to become a well rounded person. We left off with me being sent to the Juror Assembly Room….
(Note: Because much of this section had to be done from memory–I couldn’t take notes inconspicuously during the Voir Dire process–I am ditching the time designations)
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JUROR ASSEMBLY ROOM
- The assembly room is slightlymore comfortable than the court room I just left. That isn’t saying much considering the orientation court room was stocked with uncushioned wooden pews. There is a sofa near the entrance, and while there was space for me to post up there, I knew that sitting there would have meant having someone else sitting right next to me…and that would have been a bit too cozy. I find a seat in an ordinary waiting room chair.
- There are about half a dozen plasma screen televisions attached to the ceiling and spread out throughout the room. I am willing to bet everything in my pocket, including my wife’s hot pink cell phone, that those will all be tuned to Fox News within the hour.
- There is a piano in one corner of the room with puzzles stacked on top of it…does the Juror Assembly Room double as a Senior Citizen’s Center?
- The first call for a juror pool comes
- Call number two comes…the deputy doing the calling is the smug deputy from Judge Val’s courtroom
- A lady corrects the deputy who calls her name, and this time I understand. Her last name? Fuchs. It’s pronounced Fyooks.
- No luck…more waiting for Clark
- Third time is the charm
- Along with myself, the random sampling also includes the guy with the Abe Lincoln beard, the guy who looks like a member of Z.Z. Top, the guy with all the facial piercings, and the lady who is dressed like a witch…if the guy who tried to convince the judge he was retarded had been in this group, every person I recognized during the orientation would be in this group. It’s shaping up like one of those camp movies where the main character meets everyone he will come into contact with in the opening scene.
- On the elevator ride up to the courtroom, I get stuck standing between Abe and Z.Z. They smell like a hybrid of old milk and rotten hot dogs. Both are sweating profusely after our walk of approximately twenty yards. Continue reading ‘Ogle Embed: Jury Duty (Part II)’
Category: Jim Traber and Ogle Embed.
Published by Patrick on November 13, 2007
It’s hard to believe that it was six months today when I published the first ever post on TheLostOgle.com. Fittingly, it’s titled “My Three Cents: Gary England should be scared.” In it, I wrote something about the Fox 25 weathermen. But I also wrote this:
Anyway, that there headline, picture and paragraph is the first ever post here at TheLostOgle.com. At this website, a group of young, amazing and strikingly attractive Oklahoma City residents are going to offer our “2-cents”, “rants” or “morning news show styled opinions” on a variety of topics concerning Oklahoma City and the rest of the world. It’s a daunting task. In fact, it’s a task so daunting that only an Ogle brother could do it.
That’s why we’re TheLostOgle.com. And that’s our two cents.
Well, I guess we’ve been moderately successful in accomplishing what we set out to do. Over the past six months, we’ve written 180 articles, had over 100,000 visitors and even designed our own T-shirts. Granted, I may have gone a bit overboard with the “Young” and “Attractive” part, but everyone likes a tiny bit of embellishing.
Anyway, on this milestone day, I’d like to thank all of our readers and commenters who stop by the site each day, or week or month to see what strange things the three of us have to say. Obviously, we write what we write here because it’s what we like to do. But knowing that there are actually people out there who read our words and enjoy them…that’s icing on the cake.
(p.s.-I’ve been saving the picture above for a special day. Today is that day.)
Category: Uncategorized.
Previously: The League saved Greer, OK. Gary England chewed out Lauren Richardson for disobeying orders. Mike Morgan attempted to lure Richardson to the 4Warn team. Gary told Wayne Coyne he believed Morgan was behind the weather in Greer. Lauren defended Morgan. After she left, Gary revealed that he was unsure he could trust her with the knowledge that he invented the weather machine.
———————— Continue reading ‘Justice League of Oklahoma (Part IV)’
Category: Fake News, Gary England, Justice League of Oklahoma, Lauren Richardson, OKC Music, Oklahoma City Media, Oklahoma City Weather and Wayne Coyne.
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