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Power Poll: The 20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media (10-1)

For some reason, I couldn’t find any good picture for our “Hottest Women in the OKC Media” power poll, so I figured this picture of Gan Matthews would suffice. I figured this because Gan Matthews may possibly make our “10 Hottest Men in the OKC Media” power poll that comes out next week. Yeah…we’re actually going to do that.

Anyway, back to what we really care about, and that’s the girls. First, we’ll recap 20-11. The final 10 will show up after the jump. Enjoy.

20. Amanda Taylor
19. Kimberly Lohman
18. Bobbie Miller
17. Constance Jones
16. Ali Meyer
15. Courtney Coates
14. Tierney Cook
13. Audra Taylor
12. Kealey McIntire
11. Kate Godwin

Drum roll please…

10. Meg Alexander

Where she works: KFOR, Channel 4

What she does: 5:30 & 6:30 Anchor

Why she should be higher: Check out this YouTube clip of Meg. If she’s like this all the time, she could make your life very exciting.

Why she should be lower: Check out this YouTube clip of Meg. If she’s like this all the time, she could make your life very horrible.

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9. Jaime Cerreta

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Where she works: KOKH, Channel 25

What she does: 9pm Anchor

Why she should be higher: Just take a look at the picture for a second. If you like the picture, then Jaime should be higher.

Why she should be lower: Her bio says she has a major sweet tooth and that her family owns a chocolate factory. That could mean “big” problems down the road.

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8. Sana Syed

Where she works: KOKH, Channel 25

What she does: Reporter

Why she should be higher: She looks a whole whole whole lot better than she does in the picture above. Seriously, Sana is hot. The only problem is that you have to watch the Channel 25 news to figure it out.

Why she should be lower: Maybe she really does look like the picture above.

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7. Angie Mock

Where she works: KOKH, Channel 25

What she does: Morning Anchor

Why she should be higher: Before joining the Fox 25 Morning Show, Angie was a sports anchor. Good looking girls that like sports are cool.

Why she should be lower: It seems that her favorite sport is hockey. That means that she probably wears baggy sweaters and goes to Blazers games. That’s not hot!

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6. Robin Marsh

Where she works: KWTV, Channel 9

What she does: Morning Anchor

Why she should be higher: Remember in middle school when you had that rich friend with the hot mom that drove a gold or silver SUV. Remember when you’d go to your friend’s house after school and his Mom would make nice things like a glass of Tang or freshly cut apples slices with creamy peanut butter. But remember when you quit going over there because your friend’s mom had an affair with some dude and his parents ended up divorced. Odds are, that kid’s mom probably looked a lot like Robin Marsh.

Why she should be lower: When Robin smiles, she can kind of look like some of the people in the Black Hole Sun video.

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5. Melissa Maynarich

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Where she works: KWTV, Channel 9

What she does: Anchor, Reporter

Why she should be higher: Melissa seems to be very well behaved when she’s around insanely loud dork guys. This bodes well for us, and especially Clark Matthews. If you need proof, watch the first 15 seconds of this video. Also, if you click that link, check out the bottom of the page.

Why she should be lower: Like most reporters, she kisses ass too much. Her bio she says, “I can’t believe how fortunate I am to be paid for doing this exciting and important work. Oklahoma is awesome (and so is the football)!” Whatever. If you are not from Oklahoma and the move here for a job it is a requirement to hate the University of Oklahoma football team. I know I would.

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4. Jessica Schambach (1 First Place Vote)

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Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: 5pm and 10pm Anchor

Why she should be higher: Yeah. That’s me with Jessica. And yeah, I may of photoshopped myself into the picture to cover up the ghey dude she’s with, but if I have my arm around a girl, you can damn bet that she’s smoking hot. Just ask my friends.

Why she should be lower: She digs boot camp and body sculpting. Sure, it keeps her in shape and all, but who (other than Tony or Jack Bowen) would like a girl who can kick his ass.

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3. Maggie Carlo (1 First Place Vote)

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Where she works: KOCO, Channel 5

What she does: 6pm and 10pm anchor

Why she should be higher: Maggie has a blog. Granted, her posts are about things like Garth Brooks not performing at the Centennial Concert or pretty wedding dresses or recipes, but it’s a start. She also belongs to a group called the Landrunners. This means she runs. We (and my perverted roommate) like girls who run.

Why she should be lower: On Maggie’s blog, she has a “cool links” section. We are not on this list of “cool links.” However, here are a few of the sites that are: Balliet’s | Tattoo Removal | Orkut | Bobbi Brown Cosmetics

Maggie. We know you read The Lost Ogle each and every day. Now put down your $2,000 handbag, leave the weird rose tattoo on your lower back alone and add us to your “cool links” section.

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2. Amy McRee (1 First Place Vote)

Where she works: KWTV, Channel 9

What she does: 6pm and 10pm Anchor

Why she should be higher: Amy is the girl in the pink bikini. Enough said. Buy the shirt here.

Why she should be lower: The picture has to be at least a few years old. Rumor has it that Amy has been seeing a plastic surgeon. Stop it Amy, before it’s too late!

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1. Lauren Richardson (5 First Place Votes)

Where she works: KOKH, Channel 25

What she does: Morning Show Reporter

Why she should be higher: She can’t. However, I must admit that I was surprised that Lauren ran away with this power poll. But the picture above is a good picture, and name me a man or women who doesn’t like a good tall, hot blond chick.

Also, since she’s number one on our list, maybe she’ll be our MySpace friend. And maybe her friends (like this one) will be our friend, too.

Why she should be lower: She can’t make an ice cream cone, roll on a log or throw a baseball.

Anyway, that’s it. Like last time, feel welcomed to leave a comments, just try not to be too mean or derogatory towards the beautiful women on our list. And if you need a refresher on 11-20, click here.

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Comments

  1. Kinda funny- Lauren’s friend Hailey is MySpace friends w/ the daughter of the gold-digging [self-alleged] MILF on “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” The Lost Ogle is thisclose to a shout out people!

  2. Jessica Shambach is a wildcard to me. When you look at her face straight on, she’s really pretty. But when you see the profile to her face, it’s kind of odd.

  3. Okay, it’s a deal: I won’t be mean or derogatory toward the women on your list…although I don’t understand your double-standard, since you’ve been mean and derogatory toward them. Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s not forget misogynistic, patriarchal, and dehumanizing.

  4. Starting Amanda at #20 was the first indication of blindness in your judges.

    Heck, Scott Padgett is more beautiful than FOUR of the women in your bottom ten!

    If you’ll learn to look for complete feminine beauty, your list would start more like this:

    1. Jessica Schambach
    2. Maggie Carlo / Sana Syed

    These women stand in a league of their own, and EVERYONE else, on their best day, cannot match what these women bring to the screen every night.

    At least you got them in the top ten! Maybe you still have some vision in one eye!

  5. Number 5: I don’t think that calling a woman “hot” is mean or derogatory. I consider it a compliment. And you should see some of the posts we’ve had to moderate. Some people are mean.

  6. Lauren Richardson is a thoroughbred and is in class of her own. She walked into Starbuck’s the other day and every guy was awe struck. Good work Lauren!

  7. one day you kids will realize that brunettes are superior in hotness..

    …I’m just sayin’…

    as far as amy goes, I say lower. those abs are killer! she makes me feel like she could kick my a** and take what she wants..and that scares me.

  8. This list is meaningless with Robin Marsh in top ten.

    Anybody ever heard Mock talk? She’s annoying. Mock’s hotness is fake. Mock should be in a circus stepping out of a car.

    Carlo’s not hot.

    I’ve seen McRee, Constance Jones, Godwin, Richardson, and Lohman in person out of the TV persona/make-up. They are naturally hot.

  9. “Remember in middle school when you had that rich friend with the hot mom that drove a gold or silver SUV.”

    Interesting, because I saw Robin Marsh driving a pearl-colored Cadillac Escalade last week.

  10. That picture of Lauren does not do justice to her… It’s a surprise she has only been in Oklahoma for a short while and has so much recognition… They really should give her more face time. There ratings would go sky high…

  11. Robin Marsh and Amy McRee both look like they have dabbled in some plastic sugery. Maybe cheek implants for Amy which was not a wise decision. She was pretty w/o. Bobbi Brown (Maggie Carlo’s link) says that people with plastic surgery look like people with plastic surgery. Both definitely need an eyebrow makeover. Robin Marsh looks trashy to me though and way less attractive than numbers 11-20. Other thoughts. . . Bobbi Brown cosmetics are good as Maggie says and I will agree with kdpb1213 about Jessica Schambach and Kimberly Lohman being naturally pretty. I have seen them both with little to no make-up on so yeah, it’s true. Kimberly Lohman is in great shape and she also has great hair. I have seen Meg Alexander walking in the neighborhood without much make-up and she is naturally cute.

  12. Here’s my five:

    5. Amanda Taylor
    4. Jessica Schambach
    3. Audra Taylor
    2. Lauren Richardson
    1. Bobbie Burbridge Lane

    I know my number one didn’t even make your top 20, but there’s something to be said for a woman with both experience and the prospect of a step-brother who can teach you how to make porn on your cellphone.

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