Comments on: Dave Morris is hitting this!?!

By: Ace

Ace — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:52:52 +0000

Leave the guy alone! He is a really nice guy, probably nicer then you douche bags that are dissing him

By: funny gal

funny gal — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:51:06 +0000

dave’s band might be lame-o, but he’s a great guy. the front man of the lame-o band, hopper something, is a jackass though. booooo.

By: TheFoundMathis

TheFoundMathis — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:11:43 +0000

What’s not to love? The 30W hair oil? The Colbert-esque misshapenness of his soggy ears? The crazy-eyed Daughter of Diapernaut gf? What are you huys, a buncha homos?

By: Clint

Clint — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:16:24 +0000

Wow, that guys is a huge scrote. the word chode also comes to mind. i hope he dies in a fire.

By: Happy Birthday, Dave! » The Lost Ogle

Happy Birthday, Dave! » The Lost Ogle — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:01:39 +0000

[...] been pretty tough on Dave since we’ve discovered he’s a douche bag, has a big ego and doesn’t get scared in movies, so let us be the first of hopefully many to [...]

By: Gantry

Gantry — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:07:39 +0000

“These?” Let’s see; how about Fun With MySpace:http://www.thelostogle.com/2007/07/10/fun-with-myspace/ and Jenni Carlson Has 35 Friends And We Are Not One Of Them: http://www.thelostogle.com/2007/09/26/jenni-carlson-has-35-friends-we-are-not-one-of-them/

By: Walter Gourley

Walter Gourley — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:08:31 +0000

I’m just as God made me. All I’m saying is it seems a little harsh to call a guy a douche bag for having a hot girlfriend. Call me a rat or whatever you like. I seriously doubt Mr. Morris has ever demanded to be two letters in a scrabble costume. Sounds like some folks are just jealous. I am. I mean. I saw the picture.

By: Lifetimesooner

Lifetimesooner — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:00:49 +0000

Walter, you ignorant slut; For Pete’s sake, the guy you want for your wing man is the guy El Douchebag had for his you idiot! Anyone that can slough off babe’s like this one got to be a player - not the guy that catches the pop-fly when the girl’s off her meds.

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:11:54 +0000

Yes exhibit two and three take the cake…

I’m not sure, but “Gourley” and “Gantry” defending ol Dave? I smell a rat…or is it just Dave’s hair?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:42:34 +0000

You must have not read Exhibit 2 and Exhibit 3.

Exhibit 3 puts him in Douche Bag lore.