Blazers Hockey Is Spigtacular

If you’re like me, you haven’t been to a Blazers game since the good old days when Steve Simoni and George Dupont were in town. But the Blazers’ marketing department has come up with a foolproof plan to get fans to come out to Friday night’s game. It’s FFA night! By itself, nothing too out of the ordinary, but this particular game features a giveaway that is quite simply too awesome for words.

…all FFA members attending the game will have an opportunity to win one of four animals to be given away at the end of the evening’s game: an Express Ranch heifer, valued at $2,500, a lamb, a goat and a pig.

Go to a hockey game… win a cow. Just like God intended it.

(h/t Deadspin)

5 Responses to “Blazers Hockey Is Spigtacular”


  1. 1 Rob

    Who needs the NBA when you can win a pig?

  2. 2 Lifetimesooner

    Corporate Sponsorship is just a “gerbil” away - get Mathis Brothers to sponsor a give away!

  3. 3 Grendel

    I want to win, train, and compete with the coach’s mustache.

  4. 4 Flow

    Import a sport from Canada, what could possibly go wrong?

  5. 5 Okie Chris

    Maybe they will grease the pig and let the FFA kids try to catch it on the ice. That would be fun…

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