Apparently, you really do learn something new everyday.
Like today, for example, we learned (from reader comments that you’ll never see) that Amanda from “The Biggest Loser” has a larger fan club than Toby Keith, Megan Mullally and the City of Bethany combined. We also learned that one out of every five individuals would have drunk sex with her over Amis from America’s top model.
Anyway, we (and especially I) now kind of feel kind of bad about the whole thing. Because not only did we make Amanda’s friends and fans mad at us, but we pissed off her husband, too. To make up for this blunder, here is a totally different poll regarding who you’d rather have drunk sex with.
Also, please be sure to take this poll as serious as Amanda’s fans took the other one, because you are at a website called TheLostOgle.com. It just doesn’t get much more serious than that…
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i think i would have a better time with cardboard jim
At least with cardboard Jim, you can put a bag over his head and improve his looks - it won’t change the smell; but one out of two aint bad
Clark, you can’t vote for yourself and, if the rumors are true, you have already had drunk sex with Tony and Patrick…
In other news…you should do a post with the worst of the worst emails and replies from the last post…now that would be some funny stuff.
Why will we never see the messages? I never thought I’d see the day that an Ogle would bow down to the censors and give up a story so easily. Jack must be rolling over in his rolltop desk!
No STD’s with cardboard jim
Traber would constantly be comparing you to his ex-wife. And to Eschback’s fro.
Shows you how little MarkB knows about Cardboard Jim.
I voted for Cardboard Jim but it would have to happen in the bathroom at Lucky Star casino
I want to thank all you losers for voting for me. its just like my show, most of you cannot stand me, or the show, yet you want to sleep with me and you still listen to the show.
you should all be jealous that jules gets the real deal, not the cardboard version. and if i would have caught that little japanese fella, he woulda got the real deal too!!
I think it has more to do with the other even more unsavory options than anything about you, CJT.
I would think it was much more funny taht Dave Morris only got one vote, but then I look at his girlfriend, and have to admit, one vote is all a guy would need.