As Dustbury commonly points out, examining search engine stats can sometimes be a scary venture. As the graphic below clearly shows, they can also be really scary.
WTF? What person or thing or evil robot or drunk girl from a bar would google “lost ogle patrick is a hottie” 53 times during the month of January? I am holding on to the slight hope that it’s some of Amy McRee’s river friends or one of these ladies, but I doubt it. Tony told me it could be Clark Matthews playing a practical joke, but Clark hasn’t made a good joke since that whole Toby Keith’s “I love this Bowl” thing (ouch!).
Anyway, I’m not going to worry about it, because I guess having a weird internet stalker(s) is kind of a cool thing. And it could be worse. For example, I could be former KOCO weatherman Aaron Tuttle. Just check this out:
Yeah, 22 people have landed at The Lost Ogle in hopes of finding something related to Aaron Tuttle being gay. Who knows, maybe he did well in a body building competition or perhaps Rick Mitchell is mad about the brutally honest stuff Aaron wrote about at OKCtalk.com. But my vote is that this whole story had something to do with it. It just doesn’t get any ghey-er than that.
Aaron Tuttle seems like a good guy.
Toby Keith’s “I Love This Bowl” was my wife’s idea. So it has been longer than that.
I always thought Aaron Tuttle was the voice of reason at KOCO weather. I remember watching during a severe weather outbreak when they started showing video of a tornado that was spotted earlier in the day. Immediately, Rick Mitchell got all excited and started gushing about the “tornado on the ground” and Aaron had to calm him down, on air, and say Rick, that’s video of the earlier tornado. Once he left, I bought a NOAA weather radio so I can get the warnings without Rick Gushing.
You think “lost ogle patrick is a hottie” is bad? I have people showing up at my blog looking for “judith light panties.” I’m hoping it’s just Tony Danza.
Great. Now people searching “judith light panties” are going to end up here.
i was looking for judith light’s panties and ended up here…
i don’t see any
She wears panties?
Aaron Tuttle is on someone’s list?
I have Judith Light’s panties. Who’s the boss, now?
i want suzanne somers’s panties
Patrick Ogle is a male ballet dancer. He went to my highschool.
Was he a hottie?
I’m pretty positive that the one about Patrick Henry and are you smarter than a 5th grader was me….actually I’m positive it is…odd…
So, not to sound like a moron, but how does one do this for their website / blog?
Look at stats? It’s called google analytics.