Today’s games are from the bottom half of the South Regional. These games will all be played at Beaver’s Bend Resort Park in Idabel. Here are the match-ups:
- (6) Jim Roth vs. (11) Aubrey McClendon
- (3) Jesse Jane vs (14) Blake Rambo
- (7) The Morning Animals vs. (10) Tony
- (2) Lauren Richardson vs. (15) Oral Roberts
You can check out the details of each match-up and cast your votes after the jump. Voting is allowed until midnight tonight. Check us out tomorrow for to vote for the the second half of the South Regional.
(6) Jim Roth vs. (11) Aubrey McClendon
About Jim Roth:
Conference: Obscure Local Politicians
Who he is: last May, Jim was appointed to an open spot on the State Corporation Commission. Before that, he was an Oklahoma County Commissioner. He’s also more dangerous than a terrorist.
Biggest Strength: His appointment was the first political topic touched on by The Lost Ogle. Three people read it.
Biggest Weakness: The ability to look or act tough.
Fun Fact: He was endorsed by The Oklahoman. An openly gay politician being endorsed by The Oklahoman? Wow.
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About Aubrey McClendon
Conference: Billionaire Boys Club
Who he is: Billionaire owner of Chesapeake Energy, the Seattle/Oklahoma City SuperSonics, POPS in Arcadia
Biggest Strength: He’s so rich, he could give everyone in Oklahoma $10 and he’d still be rich.
Biggest Weakness: He’s so rich he’s arrogant. Check out the interview he gave to the Journal Record regarding the Sonics. Or just check out the stupid soda pop restaurant that he came up with.
Fun Fact: A graduate of Duke, he sponsored ads across the country in support of the Duke Lacrosse team during their recent “scandal.”
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(3) Jesse Jane vs (14) Blake Rambo
About Jesse Jane:
Conference: Flesh
Who she is: Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Uhm…her “acting” skills.
Biggest Weakness: Uhm…her acting skills.
Fun Fact: She won the 2006 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene
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About Blake Rambo
Conference: Federation of Random Dudes
Who he is: University of Oklahoma Press Secretary, Office of the President
Biggest Strength: We honestly don’t know too much about Blake. We just liked his name when we read it during the ruff-neck hazing debacle.
Biggest Weakness: The picture of Blake Rambo was kind of disappointing. We thought he would look tougher.
Fun Fact: As of this writing, Blake is not into small airplanes.
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(7) The Morning Animals vs. (10) Tony
About The Morning Animals:
Conference: Regional Radio Stars
Who they are: Morning Show hosts for the Sports Animal
Biggest Strength: On occasion, they can be funny. They also don’t take themselves too seriously.
Biggest Weakness: Stealing content from blogs.
Fun Fact: Pork is the reigning champion of the celebrity hot dog eating competition at the Oklahoma State Fair.
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About Tony
Conference: The Lost Ogle
Who he is: Pajamas-wearing blogger
Biggest Strength: The book Best Sex You’ll Ever Have was based on his life story.
Biggest Weakness: Favorite actor is Dakota Fanning
Fun Fact: Most knowledgeable Star Trek fan in OKC this side of Mike Morgan.
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(2) Lauren Richardson vs. (15) Oral Roberts
About Lauren Richardson:
Conference: Local Media
Who she is: KOKH Reporter
Biggest Strength: Looks. Personality. Has a twin sister.
Biggest Weakness: Keeping her cherry in place. Log rolling.
Fun Fact: Lauren hails from the O.C. and is the daughter and granddaughter of professional golfers. To be clear, her father and grandfather are not the same person, sick-o!
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About Oral Roberts
Conference: Religious Leaders
Who he is: Televangelist who founded the creatively named “Oral Roberts University”
Biggest Strength: Fundraising
Biggest Weakness: Scruples
Fun Fact: While attempting to found ORU, Roberts informed his dedicated flock of homebound churchgoers that God had spoken to him. What was so important that God opened up a direct line to a sleazy television pastor? Well, God felt it was so important that Roberts raise $8 million that God threatened to kill him if he did not.
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I see Lauren Richardson winning this round in a landslide…90-10.
I thought Blake Rambo and Jesse Jane were initially matched up because they were both porn stars. With a name like Blake Rambo, what was I supposed to think? So he’s a real guy? And not in gay porn? Huh.
I see Lauren Richardson taking down Jesse Jane in this lower bracket and maybe winning it all….
More pics of James and Richardson!
Underdogs all the way!!! I’m looking for an upset on Oral Roberts
mark: who is james?
Lauren all the way! I love her, she’s worth waking up for!
blake rambo is another one of boren’s boy-toy flacks, from the same mold as jabar shumate and jeff hickman and clarke stroud. boren’s boy wonders to the rescue! (that should be a new conference name: boren’s boy wonders)
I love the fact that oral and Lauren Richardson are together..as they should be…
Oral was “held hostage by God” for the $8 million during a 1987 fundraising drive.
He founded the school in 1963 and began taking students in 1965. Although he did claim that God commanded him to start a university, at that time the Lord had yet to resort to the Soprano-style tactics of the late ’80s.
Lauren Richardson vs. Oral Roberts? Are you kidding? When I look at Oral, I can’t stop staring at those earlobes, which strongly resemble dangling pieces of baloney.
Tony’s biggest strength should be “Didn’t write the Justice League of Oklahoma”
Oral Roberts ran his $8 million scam the wrong way.
He should have said that God would call him home if he DID raise the $8 million.
He would have raised $80 million easily, but then he’d have to go into hiding.
Tony’s doing a lot better on this vote than the recent penny tax one. Also, given his calm, well reasoned response on Sally Kern elsewhere, I have to ask, WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR?
Beavers Bend is north of Broken Bow in what is now Hochatown (old Hochatown is at the bottom of Broken Bow Lake)…not Idabel. Sheesh!!!
If only her name was Oral Richardson!