It’s not every day you run across the picture of a local morning jock going all brokeback on a former Heisman winning quarterback. That’s why I can’t decide which angle to take when making fun of the picture.
At first I was thinking I would question the location of Ron’s pool stick. But that seemed too obvious, so I figured I would write about Jason White finally pursuing his dream of being a professional center, but then I remembered that I played center for the Southside Chiefs in elementary school, and my snarky comment could be hypocritical. Then I remembered this old post that Tony wrote back when we had 10 readers a day, and that I could maybe speculate that Jason White was the guy, but that seemed pretty boring. Then my brain got all confused like a plot in the Justice League and I just gave up.
Anyway, that’s why I’m going to ask for help from you, our dedicated reader. Whoever writes the best, most funny one-lined caption for the picture above wins their choice of one of the following things:
• A limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt
• A limited edition date with Blythe
• Lunch with Clark Matthews
So, we’ll be accepting comments all week folks. Be sure to tip your waitresses and bar staff on the way out.
As Jason White prepares for a complicated bank shot to finish the game his friend calls the shot “8 ball Center Pocket”
With his love of all thing football, Ron couldn’t contain himself when Jason White appeared to be crouching for the famous Heisman Trophy pose, but was later red in the face when he realized that Jason was just taking his shot.
Call me David Stanley. Say it Heisman Boy…say it… David Stanley leads the way…
warming gel was a *bad* idea…
Jason White explaining what happened in both the Sugar Bowl and the Orange Bowl.
how about some hundred dollar sessions with the seven eight and the snap?
Hey, we still have 10 readers. Oh, yeah, that’s not for the contest.
In the words of Jason White, “Just bite your lip and take it like a man.”
Multi-tasking Ron warms up his pool stick while Jason warm up the magic stick.
(Seriously, how come the other people in the picture are not noticing the man love of a Sooner Heisman winner!)
Argh! Basic english screws me again…
Should read…A multi-tasking Ron warms up his pool stick while Jason warms up the magic stick.
Ron to Jason White “Your Mouth Sure is pretty, boy”
I wish I could tell you that Jason fought the good fight, and the brotha let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - pool hall life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Jason would show up with fresh bruises. The brotha kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight ‘em off, sometimes not. And that’s how it went for Jason - that was his routine. I do believe those first few years after winning the Heisman were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, the pool hall would have got the best of him.
During yet another moonlighting-MC gig, Ron Williams tries to force a former Heisman trophy winner into being the focus of his rendition of “Back Door Man”, while skillfully making sure that no Anterior Cruciate Ligaments were damaged.
Looks like Queer eye for the Strait guy’s brown eye
Surprisingly, Jason felt nothing.
If you hit the black ball you lose.
Jason sank the black ball AND had to buy dinner at Autographs.
Quaterback? Boy, you’re a Tight End, but ol’ coach Ron’s going to mold you into a Wide Receiver!
Now, excuse me while I whip this out…
“I said more CHALK!”
or
“I thought it would be bigger and feel less like pine wood.”
“OH! I FEEL GOOD!!!”
(Set to a little James Brown music)
“Ron, I’m Jason, not Jack…”
” I can’t Stop Thinking Like This”…..
Sally Kern would be proud.
Ron to Jason White: “I just can’t quit you!”
Jesus wept.
“I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!-I’m Matt Leinart!…..AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
Hard to say who’s actually quoted there….
I want Buffalo Wild Wings Clark.
All the while, Jason was thinking, “This is how I get a limited edition date with Blythe?”
jager!
“Ahhh…Locker Room Daze!!!”
Jason White explaining what happened in both the Sugar Bowl and the Orange Bowl.
i like that one the best
here’s some too tough trivia for ya!
Damn Ron, you cheatin’ on me again?
“Bosley says:
I want Buffalo Wild Wings Clark.”
You get Jersey Mike’s and like it.
“Daddy Ron loves himself a good ol’ fashion Schooner ride..WOOWEE!”