Ogle Madness Round 2 Recap

Another exciting week of Ogle Madness has finished, and the field of 64 65 has been whittled down to 16. There have been blowouts, there have been nailbiters, and there have been allegations of match-fixing. The games have been discussed at water coolers from Purcell to Guthrie and from Choctaw to Yukon.

After this sweet video from the defunct OKC band The Black Tie Event (now mostly reincarnated as Beyond the Infrared), we’ll recap the week’s action and preview the Sweet 16.

East Region

The chalk has mostly held in the East region, led by heavy favorite Gary England easily dispactching of Kevin Ogle by a score of 79%-21%. However, he’ll face his toughest battle yet when he goes up against the in-form Sunni Kate Golloway, who annhilated a clearly distracted Berry Tramel.

The other winners in the East were Chuck Norris, who had a tough time with Tall Paul, and Sam Bradford, who handily dispatched of a less-than-100% Jim Traber.

The Sweet 16 Spreads (by percentage points)

Gary England -7 Sunni Kate Golloway
Sam Bradford -6 Chuck Norris

Midwest Region

An extremely strong region. Ogle favorites Rick and Brad were no match for Amy McRee and her pink bikini, who were more than tripled up during Tuesday’s game. A dream matchup awaits us in the Sweet 16 as Maggie Carlo had not problem defeating the Scrotal Assassin.

On the other half of the bracket, we look forward to a game that could cause some uncomfortable conversations in the mayor’s office as Mayor Mick will face porn star extraordinaire Ashlynn Brooke. Cornett beat BBJ in a matchup of former and current sportscasters, while Brooke had no problem with Tyler Suiters’ left man-boob.

The Sweet 16 Spreads

Amy McRee -2.5 Maggie Carlo
Ashlynn Brooke -12 Mick Cornett

South Region

The only Lost Ogle to make it to the 2nd round was defeated by this site’s namesake, Kelly Ogle, in a relatively close 60%-40% victory over Patrick. He will go on to face Brent Skarky, who won a scandal-filled matchup against Toby Rowland. Rumors of a young video editor at OklaTravelNet attempting to rig the vote were difficult to prove, and Skarky advances to face Kelly Ogle.

The other matchup sees Moore graduate Jesse Jane face Lauren Richardson, in a game we’d like to see get as dirty as possible. Jane beat Aubrey McClendon, and Richardson took care of the Morning Animals 75%-25%.

The Sweet 16 Spreads

Kelly Ogle -20 Brent Skarky
Lauren Richardson -6 Jesse Jane

West Region

The only 1 seed to be defeated was Governor Brad Henry, as Jaime Ceretta lunged her way to victory by a margin of 30 votes. This sets up another strong Sweet 16 match, as Jessica Shambach took care of Channel 5 colleague Mark Rodgers with no problem. On the other half, Mike Gundy said his loss to Wayne Coyne was “garbage,” while Linda Cavanaugh was no challenge to OU coach Bob Stoops

The Sweet 16 Spreads

Jessica Shambach -5.5 Jamie Ceretta
Bob Stoops -11 Wayne Coyne

Come back next week as we’ll whittle the field down to the Final Four. In the comments, we welcome your predictions.

8 Responses to “Ogle Madness Round 2 Recap”


  1. 1 The Matador

    The BTE is beautiful

  2. 2 Lifetimesooner

    Predictions are Sunni Kate, Sam Bradford, Amy McCree, Ashlynn Brooke, Jessie Jane, Jessica Sambach, and Bob Stoops. In the race between Kelly Ogle and Brent Skarky - who really gives a rip? It definately looks like a chick final four

  3. 3 TDaddy

    Chicks are cool…especially when all you have to do is look at them and not talk to them. :)

  4. 4 Danometer

    Not talk to them? Bah, you and your hand’s fantasies.

    The real problem with real chicks is to get them to shut up, especially while the game is on!

  5. 5 cletus
  6. 6 Jane

    Don’t be sexist…Broads hate that.

  7. 7 MysticMarvin

    Amy McRee and her magic, pink bikini vs. Maggie Carlo!!! Say it ain’t so. Does the Ogle have any stashed away pics of Maggs that could derail the McRee express?

  8. 8 Phil

    #7: “Does the Ogle have any stashed away pics of Maggs that could derail the McRee express?”

    I don’t know about secret evidence, but News 9 at Ten nightly has plenty of material to stumble up McRee. How shall I put it? Ah, the infamous bikini pic must be from summers gone by, let’s say. If KWTV had VO’s done by the Movie Trailer guy, hers would be “Amy McRee is…Fading Fast.” Harsh, and I’m sorry, but this is supposed to be a legitimate outcome, yes?!

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