Ogle Madness Sweet 16: West Regional

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Today is the final day of the Ogle Madness Sweet 16. Today’s games are from the unpredictable West Region. The games are being played at H. H. Champlin Mansion in Enid. Here they are:

(4) Jessica Schambach vs. (9) Jaime Ceretta

(2) Bob Stoops vs. (3) Wayne Coyne

When we first announced the seedings for Ogle Madness, there were some grumbles that the West Region may be the weakest. When you look at these two games, that’s now pretty hard to justify. Vote after the jump. And tomorrow, check out Tony’s recap and Elite 8 preview.

(4) Jessica Schambach vs. (9) Jaime Ceretta

About Jessica Schambach:

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Conference: Hot TV Chicks

Who she is: 5pm and 10pm anchor for Channel 5

Biggest Strength: The ability to improve.

Biggest Weakness: Jessica is married. She is also a native Texan.

Fun Fact: Jessica volunteers at the Northside YMCA, raising money for the Strong Kids Campaign. She also enjoys taking boot camp, body sculpting and cycling classes there, too. To get a membership at the Northside YMCA, do what my perverted roommate just did and register online.

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About Jamie Ceretta:

Conference: Hot TV Chicks

Who she is: Evening anchor for the Fox News at 9

Biggest Strength: Lunges

Biggest Weakness: Accepting green St. Patrick’s Day shots from total strangers

Fun Fact: Those shots are expensive!

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(2) Bob Stoops vs. (3) Wayne Coyne

About Bob Stoops:

Conference: The Bud, Barry and Bob 3

Who he is: Football Coach, University of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Making the testicles of local reporters retreat into their body cavities.

Biggest Weakness: Winning BCS games, avoiding pyramid schemes.

Fun Fact: Both he and marijuana are often smoked in bowls

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About Wayne Coyne:

Conference: Amazing Oklahoma Musicians

Who he is: Lead singer of the Flaming Lips

Biggest Strength: Writing odd-ball tunes about the beauty of life, death and robot Jesus statues playing checkers on Mars.

Biggest Weakness: Has appeared in the Justice League of Oklahoma, Beverly Hills 90210 and Charmed. Two of those were voluntary.

Fun Fact: He has smoked a lot of marijuana in bowls.

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12 Responses to “Ogle Madness Sweet 16: West Regional”


  1. 1 The Dark Tower

    We, the Dark Overlords of Oklahoma, are disappointed… “Wimgo Week” is a sham. The Lost Ogle has only blogged about wimgo only twice this week.

    These polls are teh suxx0r.

  2. 2 blend

    Had to go with Cerreta over Schambach - the lunges and zebra stripes make me think she isn’t nearly as stuffy as all-covered up Jessica - Jamie goes out and mingles with the masses while Jess hangs with some Skark-a-likes? Choose Jamie, Choose Life.

    And in the non-tits match, Wayne over Bob. I heard Stoops likes Wimgo and not Yoshimi so that too was an easy pick.

  3. 3 ken parker

    Biggest Strength: Making the testicles of local reporters retreat into their body cavities

    This is why bob is awesome.

  4. 4 holy roller

    i know the kid in the picture with the two girls, went to my high school, is in dental school.

  5. 5 TDaddy

    Jaime is the reason I started watching Fox’s nightly news. That and I like to be in bed before 10pm…meow. Oh to be one of her jackets…

    Jamie > Jessica

  6. 6 Port-O-Potty Picasso

    this is probably the hottest female news anchor in oklahoma. why can’t she get some love on here? Sure she’s married, but she’s still hot.

    Melissa Maynarich bio

    http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=7498769&nav=menu681_12_3

  7. 7 Patrick
  8. 8 hottness...............

    She’s not that HOT

  9. 9 JW

    PIcture up top. Wormy Dog?

  10. 10 Port-O-Potty Picasso

    lauren richardson’s friend, the one whose myspace page you posted a link to in the power poll…anyway, she changed her profile name to “cock lover.” i shit you not.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=18599298

  11. 11 Bosley

    ….umm

  12. 12 JASON BURMANN

    JAMIE IS SO HOT!

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