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Ogle Madness Elite 8: East Regional Final

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The Elite 8 begins today with the East Regional Final. The game will be played at the Union High School gym in Tulsa. The winner gets the first ticket to the Final Four to be played at the soon-to-be-renovated Ford Center. Here it is:

(2) Sam Bradford vs. (5) Sunni Kate Golloway

Here is who each person defeated on their path to the Elite 8:

(2) Sam Bradford:

Sweet 16: (3) Chuck Norris: 157 -114 (58% – 42%)
Field of 32: (7) Jim Traber, 169 – 79 (68% – 32%)
First Round: (15) Bryan Abrams, 226-87 (72% – 28%)

(5) Sunni Kate Golloway:

Sweet 16: (1) Gary England, 147 -124 (54% – 46%)
Field of 32: (4) Berry Trammel, 193 – 52 (79% – 21%)
First Round: (12) Doug Sauter, 182-83 (69% – 31%)

After the jump you read more about these two young superpowers, and more importantly, cast your vote.

About Sam Bradford:

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Conference: OU Quarterbacks (AKA the “People More Important Than Governors” Conference)

Who he is: The Most Popular Student At The University of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Looking confused and throwing to receivers who are wide open

Biggest Weakness: Road Games

Fun Fact: His kidnapping was the main plot line in an installment of the Justice League of Oklahoma.

About Sunni Kate Golloway

Conference: Flesh

Who she is: Daughter of Oklahoma Baseball Coach Sunny Golloway

Biggest Strength: Working out “daddy issues” in a positive way.

Biggest Weakness: Adhering to the rules of selecting a porn name. The last name is supposed to be the street you grow up on, not an abbreviation of your actual name. Gosh, everybody knows that!

Fun Fact: She still hasn’t accepted our MySpace friend request.

(2) Sam Bradford vs. (5) Sunni Kate Golloway

  • Sam Bradford (52%, 132 Votes)
  • Sunni Kate Golloway (48%, 124 Votes)

Total Voters: 256

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Comments

  1. If you have two tits, you will win the ogle madness tourney.
    Next year they should have two brackets. They guys bracket would be like the NIT and the girls could be the real deal… and by “real” I mean filled with fake tits.
    Because the men don’t have a shot against porn stars and hot news anchors.

  2. Spencer says this like it’s a bad thing. Just remember, Sally Kern approves of men ogling attractive breasts. It’s a lifestyle choice.

  3. I agree with Spencer! A better Final Four match up would have been The Diffee kids vs. Chuck Norris.

  4. I disagree with Spencer on just about everything, including this. But I do think that all fake tits should be residing in Oklahoma. Or at least be manufactured in Oklahoma.

    What we don’t want is for a distraught Governor Henry to get fakies in an attempt to sway voters. Now, if he does that in a Senatorial race, I will have to vote for him.

    Yes, that counts as an endorsement.

  5. Please…Please. Breasts are never fake. If they’re there – they’re real. I prefer the term “custom”.

  6. What really needs to happen is for Bradford to meet Sunni under the bleachers – maybe that will help his acne problem

  7. Vote for Sunni, she was shafted by Playboy. She was supposed to by Miss October 2006, even shot a centerfold and the pictorial for the 10/06 BIG 12 CONFERENCE issue of Playboy but was dumped at the last minute for a girl from Nebraska.

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