If you’re a regular at The Lost Ogle, you may remember the brilliant idea we had called
“WTF is Wimgo Week.” It was supposed to be an entire week’s worth of posts devoted to OPBUBCO’s “hip” and “cool” website for Oklahoma City. Unfortunately, we failed to realize that besides being amazing and strikingly attractive, we are also tremendously lazy, so the whole “lets spend an entire week making fun of Wimgo” thing never really happened.
Anyway, from time to time, I imagine we’ll still probably poke fun at the website that for some reason hosts a video of a bewildered Berry Tramel rambling on about Oklahoma City’s traffic. Seriously, if you didn’t know Berry Tramel was a sports columnist, you would probably think he was just some homeless panhandler complaining about the lack of revenue he earns at the 1-44 & Penn exit ramp. It’s like the only thing missing from the video is Berry whistling into an empty bottle of Colt 45 an occasionally holding up a crudely written sign that reads “Anything Helps. God bless.” That, and Jenni Carlson. Wait…nevermind.
The Dark Lords of the Dark Tower are amused TLO’s ramblings about us. Little do you know, it is only a matter of time before all Oklahoman’s bow to our will. We have reserved a special reserve of methane collected from our finest breed of virgin cattle just specifically for TheLostOgle.
Dark Lord Trammel is one of our fiercest of dark gladiators and serves as the Majordomo of Pain. He is not to be made in Jest. You will only fuel his infernal rage.
All hail the dark tower! All hail OPUBCO!
1) It really does make you want to buy Berry a bowl of soup or something. He looks so pitiful.
2) So why the close-up of Jenni’s ring finger. Is she with the cameraman who is saying “see what I could afford on my two-months salary”, or is he just as amazed as we are that someone gave that to her. That ring screams “I’m not that annoying, see, I’ve got a 40 year old man”
I see two problems here.
The first problem was trying to do something everyday for a week. There are several things that we try to do for a week that never work out ie. diets, working out, or sex (alone or with someone else)
Second, with Ogle Madness in full swing why take away from the thrill of Lauren Richardson pictures with something like WIMGO? Unless you are the sadistic beings that we all hope you are…
Question: what kind of ganja do The Dark Lords of the Dark Towers smoke? Berry must bogart the joint constantly as is evident by his “relaxed” look and demeanor.
The Dark Overlords of the Dark Tower do not participate in the hippy ritual of ganja smoking. This is a vile weapon of the leftist, communist movement that is the sole reason for starving people in the world today.
The communist hippy regime has used this biological weapon to amass millions of soldiers to attack the world’s food reserves by causing the phenomenon known as “having the munchies” to anyone who mindlessly submit themselves to this biological weapon of mass extinction.
Unfortunately, even we here at the Dark Tower are susceptible to the “ganja” through second-hand means when we burn and disintegrate hippies with our secret Anti-hippy ray.
All hail the Dark Tower!
As a former OPUBCO employee, I demand MORE WIMGO!
Please. Someone explain it to me.