Published by Patrick at May 12, 2008
Over the past year, the one question that we’re most often asked is “What do you all look like? Why haven’t you revealed yourselves?” In fact, one very very very persistent hair stylist in the Dave Morris Fan Club has asked us some form of this question many times. The question usually contains the words “acne,” “losers” and “jobless”, and to be honest with you, it isn’t really nice.
Anyway, in conjunction with our anniversary week, and to prove to everyone how handsome we are and that we are not scared to reveal our secret identities, we have posted four possible pictures of us. We’ll leave it up to you all, our readers, to determine which picture you think is of us. Take a look after the jump…
Continue reading ‘Time to finally reveal ourselves…’
Category: Look @ OKC and The Lost Ogle.
Published by Patrick at May 12, 2008
From IGN.com:
Babe of the Day takes a trip to Playboy TV for today’s daily dose of ogle-worthy ladies. Model and actress Ashlynn Brooke makes her IGN debut and by the look of her, she won’t disappoint.
Born and raised in Okalahoma, this very busy lady on the move currently calls sunny Southern California home and will soon grace Playboy TV screens everywhere this summer. Ashlynn will guest star on “Foursome”, Playboy TV’s newest reality show about blind dating. The show and Ashlynn make their premiere late this summer, so keep your browsers aimed at IGN for future coverage of Ashlynn’s antics.
I guess since Clark Matthews gets Playboy TV, we’ll have to uncomfortable watch it at his house. Also, does anyone else think it is ironic that the IGN.com writer used the word “Ogle?”
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick at May 11, 2008
About 5 years ago, I lived in Tulsa for three months. It was a traumatic experience. Anyway, the one bad thing about coming home was that I had to leave behind my girlfriend and current playboy model Haydn Porter. I tell you all what I told her: “That’s life. Get over it. Move on.”
UPDATE: Whoa. Apparently, Haydn was only 14 when I lived in Tulsa. I was just kidding. Nevermind.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Patrick at May 10, 2008
Jennifer, a Tulsa area native, was the first of Oklahoma’s back-to-back Miss America Pageant winners. I guess this disproves Tony’s argument that there are no attractive women from Tulsa.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
First came the Jim Traber/Mark Rodgers tiff. Now, the state capitol is getting in the fighting mood. According to an Associated Press report:
Sen. Patrick Anderson, R-Enid, told the Tulsa World that Rep. Randy Terrill, R-Moore, tried to pick a fight with him, using words to the effect, “I’ll whip your ass.”
Now, we can argue all day and night about the vast array of meanings a phrase like “I’ll whip your ass” can take on, but let’s just assume it was the most common usage. That means TheLostOgle.com’s favorite state congressman is not only a racist, but a bit of a bully. But, why was he so upset that he went after a member of his own party?
Oh, the usual. Terrill introduced a new, racist, bill** trying to outlaw Spanish being spoken anywhere at anytime, and the outcry caused Senator Anderson to get overloaded with calls from constituents attempting to persuade him to vote for the bill. Of course, that outcry was created by Terrill robocalling Anderson’s district begging like minded people to flood Anderson with calls. For his part, Anderson passed on those concerns to Representative Xenophobe by way of forwarding every single call to Terrill’s office, including a a call from Mrs. Anderson requesting that her husband pick up some tamales on the way home.
So, as one can see, it was a perfectly rational argument between two grown men. Regardless, we at TheLostOgle have been wondering why there has been a rash of scuffles lately. Then, we found out that they are all staged in promoting a local Battle Royale wrestling event. It made perfect sense when we uncovered the teams: Continue reading ‘The Oklahoma Battle Royale’
Category: Hinder, Jenni Carlson, Jim Traber, Mark Rodgers, Oklahoma City Media, Oklahoma Politics and The Lost Ogle.
Published by Patrick at May 9, 2008
A few months ago, we at The Lost Ogle threw around some potential name ideas for the hopefully soon to be here NBA team. It started off fun, but now hearing someone give their “2-cents” on the name of our future NBA franchise is torture. Seriously, I’d rather listen to Danny Williams spit out tongue twisters for an hour or watch Jenni Carlson and Gan Matthews reenact the pottery scene from Ghost before I’d choose to listen to some caller on the Sports Animal spend five minutes talking about how cool it would be if the team was named the “Barons.” Hell, the Oklahoman even started a cheesy Ogle March Madness style tournament to pick out the name. If they are doing it, the topic has to be lame.
Anyway, to help get everyone off the “Name that NBA Team” kick, we figured it would be nice to throw out a new topic:
Come Up with a mascot for Oklahoma City Community College
In all reality, this is probably more important than naming the NBA team, because at least the Sonics are…well…the Sonics. Oklahoma City Community College doesn’t have a mascot. I just has a few nicknames like “Harvard on May,” “O-Triple-C” or O-C-Cubed.” That’s really unfair to alumni like (gulp) myself who don’t want to say we went to Oklahoma City Community College, and would rather say we went to the “Home of the BLANKS.”
Find out 10 potential BLANKS after the jump.
Continue reading ‘10 Mascot Ideas for Oklahoma City Community College’
Category: NBA in OKC and Uncategorized.
Published by Patrick at May 9, 2008
Originally, Clark Matthews’ idea was to start a series called “A Douche Bag a Day in the Month of May.” Thankfully, Tony and I were able to convince him that a ‘Hot Girl a Day’ series would be much better.
Anyway, as a homage to Clark’s original idea, here is the Metro’s biggest douche bag’s hot girlfriend.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
Published by Tony at May 8, 2008
photo from flickr user ~Aphrodite
Yesterday, Mark Rodgers and Jim Traber engaged in the world’s greatest only debate having to do with the University of Oklahoma baseball team. I’ll avoid keeping score, with the exception of grading the entire thing as FREAKING AWESOME AS HELL! Seriously, if the Sports Animal was like this all the time I would listen a lot more often.
You can find the audio here. It’s fifteen minutes long, but the good stuff really kicks in during the last 2-3 minutes or so.
Category: Jim Traber, Mark Rodgers and The Sports Animal.
Eventually, it had to be done. In fact, realizing that it had not yet delved into the seediest location in town as our first year anniversary rapidly approached, we decided it had to be done quickly.
But who would write the post? I nominated Patrick, but he declined saying that his research would begin with a night at the Red Dog Saloon, followed by us never seeing him again. Tony cited his strict religious upbringing and fear of anything not sanctioned by James Dobson as means of begging off. So that left it up to me, Clark Matthews, to be the expert on the underbelly of our fair town.
After exhaustive research, here is my list of the top 10 Sleaziest Locations in Oklahoma City:
10. Britton Discount Cigarettes
Every day, on my way home from work, I get stuck in the daily traffic jam on Britton being caused by “Britton Discount Cigarettes.” Part of me feels like I should respect their great business plan. They figured out that if you smoke, you probably don’t exercise either, so they sell cigarettes at a drive thru window. Apparently pretty cheap, because rush hour always sees a parking lot in the right hand eastbound lane of Britton and several cars hoping to turn left in the westbound lane. The people are just about what you would expect. They are in beat up cars, with their faded KATT stickers on the bumper, and even though I am in the cocoon of my vehicle, I can imagine how foul it must smell on the interior. Making the place that much more repulsive is that they located it just about a block from what is now Centennial High School, but used to be my alma mater, John Marshall. So, you know they are probably making a killing selling to underage kids who are ditching class.
Right now, a good portion of our smoker readers are thinking they need to check this place out. Continue reading ‘Oklahoma City’s Sleaziest Locations’
Category: Power Poll.
Published by Patrick at May 8, 2008
Jessica came in number 4 in our rankings of the 20 Hottest Chicks in the Oklahoma City News Media. She even got a first place vote.
Category: Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May.
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