David Payne’s Tornado Orgasm

Thanks to head Innerwebber SoonerDude for throwing this up on YouTube (and for the Houston Fiasco, for that matter).

16 Responses to “David Payne’s Tornado Orgasm”


  1. 1 Clark Matthews

    You missed a great opportunity to coin the phrase “Tornadorgasm”. I’m just saying.

  2. 2 Big Unit

    No kidding. How many times was it about to tornado? And how about the new term “clear vortex tornado”; don’t you mean an imaginary tornado. What the heck is a “gitner”; David and Val are on the Gitner…….

  3. 3 stevo

    big unit, you obviously aren’t a native oklahoman

  4. 4 stevo

    by the way, I just felt terribly dirty saying your name.

  5. 5 Bosley

    I’m officialy changing the term “hook echo” to “reach around”.

  6. 6 Rich

    This guy needs take his valium during twister season. A few years ago he almost stroked out reporting on a twister-same insane excitement. Perhaps Mike Morgan needs to have Payne in the studio instead of in the field or fire him and Payne switch stations and go to Mr England-weather woodie- for more training/treatment.

  7. 7 SooNerD

    I saw this in real time and thought. How many times is he going to say Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. Morgan seemed to get annoyed. Adrenaline rush? Caffeine, lines of the dashboard? Champ what’s your prediction for the weather? PAYNNNE

  8. 8 TDaddy

    This was as good as Mike Morgan getting his jollies from a hay bale a few weeks ago in western OK.

  9. 9 ryan

    They picked a great day to debut Sky5…

  10. 10 Tony Sellars

    The term is actually Gentner. It is a piece of audio equipment that is similar to microwave technology. Actually it is used more in radio, but for some reason, the TV weather geeks have latched on to it.

    You can buy one for $3,000 here

    http://www.broadcaststore.com/store/model_detail.cfm?id=683614

  11. 11 Raller

    This was pretty good, but it still doesn’t compare to the episodes of office and scrubs that I missed.

  12. 12 Dustin Davis

    I have a term for when Mike Morgan does what Payne did… I simply call it a Morgasm– MIKE MIKE!! GET MY STREAM! MIKE CAN YOU SEE MY STREAM? MIKE? MIKE? MY STREAM IS SHOWING YOU THE CLEAR AIR VORTEX…MIKE?!! CAN YOU SEE IT, IM SHOWING IT TO YOU NOW, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. ITS NOT JUST IN MY MIND MIKE??? MIKE? YOU CAN SEE IT TOO RIGHT?

  13. 13 Marco

    Mike, I wish you were here! Oh, Mike, was it good for you too?

  14. 14 Big Unit

    Thanks Tony, I think I might get one.

    Yes, I am from OK but never heard of a clear vortex tornado or knew what the gentner was? I think they make up new terms during every storm season.

    Tony, Big Unit = RB from P55

  15. 15 OtherDave

    So, was there a “tornado on the ground” or what?

  16. 16 James

    Funny how you couldn’t see anything on that video lol

    Put down the red bulls David.

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