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David Payne’s Tornado Orgasm
May 2
2008
Thanks to head Innerwebber SoonerDude for throwing this up on YouTube (and for the Houston Fiasco, for that matter).
You missed a great opportunity to coin the phrase “Tornadorgasm”. I’m just saying.
No kidding. How many times was it about to tornado? And how about the new term “clear vortex tornado”; don’t you mean an imaginary tornado. What the heck is a “gitner”; David and Val are on the Gitner…….
big unit, you obviously aren’t a native oklahoman
by the way, I just felt terribly dirty saying your name.
I’m officialy changing the term “hook echo” to “reach around”.
This guy needs take his valium during twister season. A few years ago he almost stroked out reporting on a twister-same insane excitement. Perhaps Mike Morgan needs to have Payne in the studio instead of in the field or fire him and Payne switch stations and go to Mr England-weather woodie- for more training/treatment.
I saw this in real time and thought. How many times is he going to say Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. Morgan seemed to get annoyed. Adrenaline rush? Caffeine, lines of the dashboard? Champ what’s your prediction for the weather? PAYNNNE
This was as good as Mike Morgan getting his jollies from a hay bale a few weeks ago in western OK.
They picked a great day to debut Sky5…
The term is actually Gentner. It is a piece of audio equipment that is similar to microwave technology. Actually it is used more in radio, but for some reason, the TV weather geeks have latched on to it.
You can buy one for $3,000 here
http://www.broadcaststore.com/store/model_detail.cfm?id=683614
This was pretty good, but it still doesn’t compare to the episodes of office and scrubs that I missed.
I have a term for when Mike Morgan does what Payne did… I simply call it a Morgasm– MIKE MIKE!! GET MY STREAM! MIKE CAN YOU SEE MY STREAM? MIKE? MIKE? MY STREAM IS SHOWING YOU THE CLEAR AIR VORTEX…MIKE?!! CAN YOU SEE IT, IM SHOWING IT TO YOU NOW, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. ITS NOT JUST IN MY MIND MIKE??? MIKE? YOU CAN SEE IT TOO RIGHT?
Mike, I wish you were here! Oh, Mike, was it good for you too?
Thanks Tony, I think I might get one.
Yes, I am from OK but never heard of a clear vortex tornado or knew what the gentner was? I think they make up new terms during every storm season.
Tony, Big Unit = RB from P55
So, was there a “tornado on the ground” or what?
Funny how you couldn’t see anything on that video lol
Put down the red bulls David.