So much for keeping the government out of our lives, huh?
The current issue of the Gazette features an article on one of the newest bills passed by the Oklahoma legislature. Here’s a quick, eloquent summary of the bill from the Gazette:
Beginning in November, any women that seeks an abortion will likely be required by law to have an electric wand inserted into her vagina before the doctor is allowed to perform the operation.
You may surprised to know that we here at The Lost Ogle are 100% in favor of this bizarre, outdated draconiion law. In fact, we are in favor of all the weirdo bills that our wacko state legislature keeps on trying to push through. We kind of hope that if they keep becoming laws, people will quit stereotyping us as a bunch of in-bred hillbilly rednecks living in trailers and instead think we’re a bunch of 17th century Puritans conducting weekly witch hunts and throwing out word like “Thou” , “Chaste” and “Weathercock.” And why do we hope that? Because Puritans kick ass.
Anyway, because we are proactive, we came up with a few other crazy laws that our legislature should consider. Check them out after the jump:
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