About 5 years ago, I lived in Tulsa for three months. It was a traumatic experience. Anyway, the one bad thing about coming home was that I had to leave behind my girlfriend and current playboy model Haydn Porter. I tell you all what I told her: “That’s life. Get over it. Move on.”
UPDATE: Whoa. Apparently, Haydn was only 14 when I lived in Tulsa. I was just kidding. Nevermind.
Yeah, she’s hot; but definately looks pissed off about something. Is it because of the decaf or Clark’s little dinkie?
Let’s see, I lived in Tulsa in 1993…ok, I’m safe.
Why can’t my kitchen look like that?
OMG.
Yeah, my kitchen never looks like that either…with the gorgeous 19yr old having her scantily-clad morning coffee and all…sigh.
two words: morning wood
Wow. I’m fairly certain that my brother dated that girl