From a reader email:
Dear Lost Ogles,
I have a bit of A-Rod in me, and am madly in love with KSBI Channel 52 Anchorwomen Kealey McIntire. Can you please include her in the “Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May” countdown?
T. Sellars, Norman
Mr. Sellars, consider it done…but not because of your email. You see, we are scared to death of Kealey McIntire. Seriously, before Clark Mathews goes to bed each night he checks underneath ClarkPupp’s crib to see if Kealey is waiting with a set of dumb bells, jump rope and one of Brady Brus’ guns. Hopefully by putting her in the HGADITMOM list we won’t have to worry about her attacking us in an alley behind the gym. We just will have to worry about more normal things, like severe weather and Amanda Taylor.
I am perplexed about the bulge….I work in the medical field….I am still perplexed. Sally Kern is not going to be happy about this.
I’m confused. I thought you were waiting until June to start a male version of HGADITMOM.
I tend to like a gal with less junk. And one who can’t kick my ass so easily.
Do. Not. Want.
Verrrrryyyyyyy funnnnny. I guess today is opposite day on the The Lost Barry?
At least you didn’t list my address as Stillwater.
Steriods can shrink your package.
Clearly, to be on your hot girls list, someone does not have to submit a urine sample. I have heard her speak, I have seen her photo. There is something strange in the neighborhood. Does Kealey know Barry Bonds or his supplier, Greg Anderson?
Kealey could take over James Earl Jones’s role doing “This is CNN.”
It puts the lotion in the basket…
ENGORGED!!
ENGORGED!!
Ah, a bunch of jealous haters that have 30% or higher bodyfat and a BMI to land them in an oversized coffin. Kealey looks great!
She needs to tuck in her candy.
Random LostOgle surfer: Hey, look at this picture of a muscular woman!
RLOS’ buddy: But this is Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May! She is not a hot girl.
RLOS: You are right. We should make fun of her because we do not think she is hot.
RLOS’ buddy: Well, she is muscular and has a pronounced pubic mound. We can say she is really a man!
RLOS: Ha ha! That will be hilarious! We will demonstrate that we are as funny as the other 20 commenters who have made those same jokes!
RLOS’ buddy: Ha ha, too! Let’s see if we can make our joke as close to the others as possible, so they are almost exactly the same!
Both: Ha ha ha.
Would SO hit but I’m afraid if I didn’t “take care of her” that she might beat the crap out of me… Besides that, what we’re seeing there is her “competition shape” and not her everyday condition. And the fact that she’s a TV anchorwoman is a gigantic plus!
I also have to admit… she looks just a tiny bit cross-eyed and that has always done something for me.
Hi. My name is Brett. If someone would please extricate my panties from my ass crack, I’d be most appreciative. Hell, I might even refrain from lame attempts at meta-commentary on local Web sites.
I’m meta? Dreams DO come true!
Do you have to be post-op to be considered a girl? Or just living as a woman for a certain amount of time?
Because…..that’s a man, baby!
I have worked with this “woman” before. Not only does she take steroids and looks ugly, she is also a b*tch and thinks she is the best anchor/journalist in OKC when in fact she loses points for being part of the Brady Bunch.
I’m telling ya, gentlemen, that’s not natural. I’m giving it up to myself, I told you Roger Clemens had an affair with this guy as well.
Somebody tell KSBI the difference between “reign” and “rein”.
These posts show no more of a backbone than Kevin Sims and his pink cell phone!