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Meet the Nielsen’s

It has always bothered me that the shows I watch get cancelled because no one else watches them. Then, when said shows gets cancelled there is much angst and gnashing of teeth by the media and an outcry of injustice by more people than the statistics say ever tuned in. Then, the shows that are renewed (I’m looking at you According to Jim) seem to have no support.

So, I was a little jazzed when my wife recently fielded a call from the Nielsen Ratings organization, the group that accumulates the “ratings” that networks use in making programming decisions, requesting that we participate in their metered survey. For those of you who are curious, here is how it works. The Nielsen organization sends a technician who places a meter on your television/cable box/TiVo that tracks what shows are being viewed when your television is on. Using this information, the organization extrapolates our viewing habits as representing something like a million other TV watchers. (I’m not sure about that number because I haven’t really read the material they gave me.)

Despite protests from Steve Hunt who told me that it was a conspiracy by the government to steal my thoughts and sell them to big oil companies for use in covering up the contributions of Garret Morgan, we decided to participate. So, if future quality programs like Chuck, Scrubs, Friday Night Lights, and Pushing Daisies suddenly become highly rated hit shows while any reality-based crap starts tanking, you can thank me.

In addition to saving the shows I actually enjoy watching, I thought it might be fun to toy with the box and make it think I watch some local shows that probably have a viewer base of the hosts of the show and their immediate family. After the jump, I’ll tell you what they are. Continue reading ‘Meet the Nielsen’s’

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Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May: The Girl in the Yellow/Green Dress from City Walk

Yeah, we have no clue who this chick is. But we do know that she has a very gifted plastic surgeon.

Anyway, I “discovered” the girl (and her friend) at “Look at OKC” while doing research for our “Finally time to reveal ourselves” poll. For the Maggie Carlo’s of the world who care, the picture that got the most votes was this one:

Unfortunately, the dudes in the picture are not us.  In fact, none of the people pictured in the poll are us. I thought I made that pretty clear, but I’m also the guy who also thought Jack Bowen would make it big (and not in the ghey car biz), so what do I know.

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Vian students have poor taste…

The two women pictured above are (former) Vian High School teachers. The reason they are former teachers is because they like to **allegedly** have sexual relations with their students. In case you haven’t heard about it, here’s some snippets from NewsOK.com:

Jennifer Cowart (top pic), 35 and Tracy Ann Boshers (bottom pic), 34, are under investigation over allegations of inappropriate relationships with male students at the high school. They resigned just before termination hearings were to proceed by the school district. The district, which was prepared to air the results of its investigation, accepted the resignations to avoid ongoing litigation, Superintendent Lawrence Barnes said…

An affidavit for a search warrant, filed by Hoover in April, has witnesses saying Boshers sent sexual text messages to cell phones of high school boys. One boy told police that Boshers performed oral sex on him at the school and in her vehicle…

“I knew that she had sex with another student, so why not me?” the former Vian student told police. “She put off the vibes. I hit her up about it, and she did it…”

Few of the boys are speaking with police about suspected relationships with Boshers. During his investigation, Hoover requested copies of Boshers’s phone records and text messages…

Many students and former students haven’t cooperated with the police investigation of Boshers, a popular teacher who once coached a decorated cheerleading squad and is the daughter of the school district’s business manager…

Okay, lets just get this out of the way, what Ms. Cowart and Ms. Boshers did was wrong…very wrong. High school teachers, whether they are male, female, or Tyson Meade, should not have sex with their students. That being said…

What the hell are the high school guys in Vian thinking!?!

Are there no pretty, perky high school girls to go after? Seriously, these teachers look like they own meth labs in Arkansas and have profiles on Adult Friend Finder. My perverted roommate wouldn’t even touch them if he was drunk, alone and using Al Eschbach’s elbow. I bet Chubby Johnson would even stay away.

Anyway, since these teachers lost their jobs, I think that the male students they hooked up with should be suspended for having terrible taste. Or better yet, simply be forced to chauffeur Van Shae Iven around town if he ever comes out to cover a football game. That will teach them.

(Thanks to Honorary Lost Ogle Ryan from OklahomaRock for the heads up on the pictures)

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Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May: Terri Watkins

Okay. Terri Watkins may not technically be hot, but we’ve heard a pretty solid rumor that Channel 5 may be bringing her back to do a one-time scathing investigative report on The Lost Ogle. Maybe including her on this list will change her mind, or at least convince her to be nice.

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You Decide: Jason White Picture Caption Contest

A couple of months ago, we begged our readers to come up with some captions for this picture of Jason White and KISS FM morning jock Ron Williams doing stuff with pool sticks. Here’s what we said:

Whoever writes the best, most funny one-lined caption for the picture above wins their choice of one of the following things:

• A limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt

• A limited edition date with Blythe

• Lunch with Clark Matthews

First of all, it should be pointed out that apparently Blythe has a boyfriend and Clark Matthews no longer eats lunch, so it looks like our winner will have to live with a FREE limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt and possibly an autographed copy of a recent Gazette. Amazing, huh.

Anyway, we went and selected five of the better “entries” and figured we would let our readers determine which is the best caption. View and vote after the jump.

Continue reading ‘You Decide: Jason White Picture Caption Contest’

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Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May: Jaime Cerreta

Despite an extremely high ranking by me and my perverted roommate, KOKH evening anchor Jaime Cerreta only came in at number 9 on our rankings of the 20 Hottest Women in the OKC News Media. Because of this travesty, expect less “help” from Ogle Moles when we compile our next Top 20 list in the fall.

Also, expect us to buy more shots for Jaime if we ever run into her at bar.

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Hot Girl a Day During the Month of May: Nicky Aycox

According to Wikipedia, Nicky is from Hennessey and has appeared in a bunch of stuff that I never knew existed. She also has a younger brother named Steve. Something tells me that Steve probably wrote her wikipedia page.

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Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May: Courtney Paris

For our “Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May” series, we thought it would be a good idea to get reader feedback. One reader sent us this little note:

“I don’t know too much about attractive girls, but I will say that Courtney Paris should show up your list someday.”

C. Fitzpatrick

Mr. Fitzpatrick, consider it done!

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