For a guy whose only internet presence is this blurry photo, Paco Balderrama has a loyal fan base among Lost Oglettes. The Oklahoma City police Sargent and spokesman for the force has been, by far, the most nominated man for this month’s gimmick. Hopefully he will be pictured sans taser when he announces the apprehension of Chubby Johnson.
This dude is the fucking man. He not only appears on Fox 25 whenever cops kill someone for good reason, but he’s been on TELEMUNDO!!! KICK ASS!!! Anyway, props to the young blood.
PLEASE handcuff, frisk, and restrain me Paco!!! Thanks for “making my day”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I forgot to include something about your “night sitck”….
It only took four tries, but you finally got it right. And, well, the taser could be fun.
Every time I see Paco on TV it makes me want to commit a crime. He’s beautiful.
Paco & I have some mutual friends. Evidently, he’s just an all around good guy. That makes him even sexier.
Jason Willingham up in Tulsa is hot too. Something about police spokesmen….
seriously. this is getting to the point i’m afraid to open up your page in the library because i’m afraid other people will think i’m trolling for man porn. not that there’s anything wrong with it.
not cool.
paco is a favorite in the port-o-potty picasso house. mrs. picasso and i take turns reciting his name and making imaginary introductions — a la the hollywood red carpet — of paco. we always say it with the ethnic newscaster over-emphasized accent. it’s fun. you should try it at home.
Those in the know understand that BikerFox [http://www.bikerfox.com/] is the source of all Green Country sexual energy. He’s kind of like the Eye of Sauron except with a cock….allegedly. I guess the Cock o Sauron would work…
He’s so hot!
Not trying to nitpick…but isn’t it Sergeant?
My wife knew him growing up, and guess what ladies, he’s got a twin brother!
A twin brother!?!?!?!? can he be today’s Hot Guy??
I love me some Paco! a few months ago Cosmo had a story about crime and he was interviewed. yes, just a few pages away from 101 sex tricks to try on your man was an interview with Paco! Talk about good reading
Thats funny. Paco is everywhere. Plz no John Wetsel. He is the connection to the mexican community. I.e connection of his forearm to the back of your neck. Last month you should of used the Moore’s police spokeswoman. That redhead was always on the news.
Hey how about the guy who spins his arm in the commercials got got got. Or the Mathis bros. I’ll stop. 2 more Boren ha ha or the fame whore Randy Terril
Johnny Ross is running for VP. Doesn’t need to be running around on Oklahoma social blogs.
Man if we would of knew you were going to be so famous we would of asked for your autograph at Bin73.
The only hot guy in the OKC! My mother came to visit in IL and she agreed that he does make our toes curl. Maybe he should be interviewed without a shirt on.
Ok, we really need photos of this God of a man, we really need to get a Paco fansite going!!! whose with me???