Well, it looks like the Miss Oklahoma Pageant kicks off today. Okiedoke wrote a post about it a few days ago. Here is who they like:
After a thorough evaluation of the 2008 delegates for Miss Oklahoma my bet is on Miss Northwestern Oklahoma State University, Ashlynn Frey. She’s not only smart, popular, and good-looking enough for a Miss America…Miss Frey also retains some of that Okie charm that appeals to nerds and geeks alike.
That’s neat, I guess. But what whoever-writes-OkieDoke didn’t add, is that according to her MySpace page, Ashlynn is really really into teaching drivers education and drawing strange diagrams on the chalkboard. She also only has two MySpace friends. What a loser. How could any potential Miss Oklahoma only have two MySpace friends.
Here at The Lost Ogle, we decided to perform a diligent, thorough review of all the contestants from this GeoCities page (GeoCities? Are we in 1999?), and we are going to endorse Natasha Alikhani, Miss Bricktown, for Miss Oklahoma 2008. That’s her in tiny picture below:
Imagine that! It looks like Miss Bricktown likes to party. Hell, I bet that’s her only talent. She’ll probably just get drunk at pageant, wear a tiny black dress, dance with one of Bosley’s friends and then throw up in the Bricktown Parking Garage while looking for her Nissan Altima. She’ll also probably leave her debit card at CityWalk.
Anyway, good luck to Natasha. If she wins, she’ll owe it all to us!
natasha has a maggie carlo/owen wilson nose. ugh. she’s scary looking.
How can you tell what her nose looks like from that microscopic picture?
Natasha? Really?
Im pullin for the 2 Tulsa girls and the CASC girl. The other ones are strugglin!
Charlatan!
And you probably don’t like Ashlynn because you text while driving.
Oh, and whoever-writes-OkieDoke would be a good choice for a Hot Guy a day. If you email him, he’ll probably send you a pic.
clark, look at natasha’s glamour-shots photo on geocities page. i’ll continue looking at microscopic photo and avoid geocities page…………….
I really think I know that guy, the irony. There are only a few people that can make the “I’m a douche!” face that well, and they all live in edmond.
Why does Natasha have “Painted Turtle Camp” as part of her platform? What the hell is that? What does she have against turtles? And does Ms Mustang’s platform of “Hunger for the Perfect Body?” stand for or against eating disorders? I’m left with more questions than answers, but more glamour shots than questions.
ah crap… My home county (Stephens County) has a representative promoting the fat people are beautiful too platform…
maybe I have a shot.
What’s wrong with a Nissan Altima???
I like her bangs…