As I am writing this, a huge squall of thunderstorms, lightening, and Val Castor’s gentner are barreling towards the Oklahoma City metro area. Hopefully, by dedicating this “Hot Guy a Day in the Month After May” to Lord England, he will spare my handsome face (and more importantly my fence) from utter destruction.
Also, he will hopefully continue writing us totally real emails like this one from May 12:
We have just received a report here in the News9 Weather Center that the Ogle Clone Factory has been located and destroyed by a media coalition using the latest Clone Killer Missiles.
Just thought you would like to know.
Seriously, long, long after tornadoes have destroyed the earth and most of human civilization, that passage will probably appear in red text in something called the “Gospel of Clark Matthews.” Until then, may Lord Gary keep us advised.
As a follower of the plight of Steve-O during the struggle of the younger years, when Gary “I don’t care about little girls wanting to be weatherwomen” England stayed true to his name, I must strenuously object to today’s selection for HGADITMAM. Here’s hoping you get a stern talking to about this, Patrick. For Shame.
I do NOT approve of this.
I am saddened by the fact that the Mighty is not getting a full month, much less a full week.
When a hook echo appears over your house, we’ll all know why.
Rick Mitchell for Governor 2010.
england’s a hack. he could not an intern’s job at KSBI, OETA, or KTEN in Ada. That’s why he’s never left OKC for a bigger market. he’d be the small fish in the big pond.
Gary made me miss the last 15 minutes of Swingtown last night on CBS. For what? Rain and wind coverage? Dude it was like cheap 70’s porn on broadcast and he ruined it for me. Oh wait I have a full collection of free 70’s porn - thanks for saving my life and my soul Gary.
+10 for the pic. I take back the all bad things I said about you guys.
Can we please nominate Oklahoma U.S. Senate candidate Andrew Rice?
Every woman I know is gah-gah for him, even though he’s married with kids. I’ve seen him at rallies, and all the women flock to him instead of me. Hopefully men in the state will still turn out to vote for him even if their wives do throw themselves at his feet.
http://www.andrewforoklahoma.com/uploads/rice%5B2%5D.headshot.senate.jpg
I notice we are a couple of Hot Men behind. If there is a need for ideas, may I nominate a couple:
The Big Pants Man from the car dealership (Paul Newsom??) He thinks he is hot..
The guy from Watson’s (It’s hot and you need a pool) he has big man-boobs.
Chad Stevens while in the midget mode…
Randy Renner, Nighttime park peeper, former channel 9 guy.