Cardboard Jim’s attendance at the OKC Pride Festival last weekend got me thinking. Who would it take for me, a practicing heterosexual female, to switch allegiances and go gay? Since our readers seem to enjoy hot girl-on-girl action, and I aim to please, I thought this would be a good topic to tackle for my long awaited first post. Read it after the jump.
Angelina Jolie
Yes, it’s trite. But she’s hot. Her boyfriend, Shawnee-born Brad Pitt, is more than welcome to join us in the shower.
Kim Henry
I like power. And the thought of being the lesbian lover to the State’s first lady makes me feel pretty powerful…in a very illicit, yucky way.
Sally Kern
I would only do this with the hope that when Sally realizes she has become what she believes to be “the biggest threat our nation has“, her head will explode.
Lauren Richardson
I really like Braums, okay?
Julie Traber
It looks like Cardboard Jim had some fun and met some new love interests friends at the Pride Festival. If Julie finds herself alone, she can come see me. But only if she brings a home cooked meal.
Dave Morris’ hot girlfriend
This chick deserves better than a dude who makes silly videos. I could be that better person for her. Unlike Brad, sleazy Dave is not invited to join us in the shower.
Speaking of showers, I’m off to take a cold one to get Angelina off my mind, followed by a scalding hot one to erase the thought of having sex with Sally Kern from my memory.
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner…
Sally Kern and her like-programmed anti-Christian bigots, are already the greatest threat our nation has. Her alleged “religious freedom in schools” bill (House Bill 2633) would have forced schools to allow frivious “beliefs” like the Flying Spaghetti Monster as valid answers in biology class or 2+2=5 “because that’s what I believe” in math; worse, it would have forced schools to allow Satan-as-Creator to be espoused.
Am I understanding this correctly? Sally Kern is not a man?
Don’t knock the Flyin Spaghetti Monster!!
So when is Patrick going to write the “Guys I would go Gay for” post. That will be awesome. or even better, the “Guys I HAVE gone Gay for”.
So of all the girl on girl kissing pics, that was the best you could find. Hold on, gimmie 3 seconds…. Ok, found a much better one.
Ok- Wait a minute. I return from a self-imposed, one month exile, waiting out the TLO, chick-pandering “Hot Guy A Day in the Month After the Month of May” and what do I find? The sausage fest was prematurely jettisoned and is replaced by hot, Chick on Chick action (except for that Dude named Sally that got thrown in there). My faith is restored.
Marvin, June 30th is still part of June.
Perhaps so, but obviously not part of TLO’s “Hot Guy A Day in the Month After the Month of May” – the only reason for the hiatus. Therefore, early re-entry has garnered me an extra 24 hours, which I would have lost, had I not intuitivly known you could never keep up such a charade for an entire month.
What happened to the humor once found on this site?
It’s going downhill with the comments…