The video above is of some idiot trying to play with a Jaguar from the Oklahoma City Zoo. A tidbit about it from KOCO.com:
Oklahoma City Zoo officials are seeking legal advice after a video was posted online of an unidentified man who entered a pen to taunt a jaguar.
Officials say they are worried others, especially children, will try to mimic the video.
E-mails from KOCO to the poster of the video have not been answered.
Hopefully, the legal advice the Zoo officials are seeking is if we can hunt down the guy and throw him in the Jaguar cage. If you think that’s a harsh punishment, just watch this other video he has posted of his family getting drunk and shooting roman candles at dogs on the 4th of July. Classy.
Anyway, we need to hunt this guy down and send him to the white trash museum in Jones. First person to help us find his MySpace page gets a free poetry lesson from Clark Matthews.
Well…if you do a google search for fandizzle oklahoma — the preview shows that initially he had his location as shawnee..and perhaps changed it recently to OKC… I’ll leave someone with a myspace account to track down the rest.
You know, I think there are times such as these where it’s appropriate for a person to mauled…(that was a joke, I would NEVER condone a person to be mauled…)
This is certainly a job for Berry Trammel and his OKNEWS Crack Detectives!
I only hope that this idiot will do something that results in his death before he reproduces. Wait a minute, he looks like he is older than 14. He probably already has a child.
Holy hell. That second video is the epitome of redneck behavior. Seriously, Hollywood couldn’t make up something so true to form. I only wish the German Shepard would have mauled the drunk idiot for firing roman candles at him/her.
I agree, YukonSooner. That’s like the Liberty Mutual commercial where the lady stops the pizza delivery guy from stepping into traffic.
Thanks Marts gald you enjoy the commericals!
Reading through the comments one claims that this is his myspace… http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35354588
It just made CNN.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/15/dnt.ok.finger.in.cage.koco
wow, a whole clan of f*ck tards…
First video-The OKC petting zoo section.
Second video- What Mary Fallin believes is best about Oklahoma-Oklahoma’s family values.
Thought I saw an OU shirt in the 4th of July video…
Maybe this is all a part of a rigorous training plan to teach Jaguars to recognize and maul rednecks…
Wife beater? Check.
Stupid, out of date tatoos? Check.
Finger smelling of idiocy and Natty Light? ATTACK!
Wow . . . this guy meets the standard of “Katharine Harris Stupid.”
The Zoo needs to feed dipshits like this (and the stupid boys that were throwing rocks at the rhinos back in May when I was there) to the animals. It would help clean up the human gene pool, and save on feed costs.