Worst of OKC: Worst Anchorwoman

Nobody reads these intros, right? Vote after the jump.

Linda Cavanaugh

Linda Cavanaugh has been on KFOR for so long that the first installment of her “Stranger in Their Own Land” series was actually filmed in Indian Territory. This means she is old (over 40) and taking up an evening slot that should rightfully go to a young, hot girl that the boys at the Lost Ogle could, um, ogle.

Jaime Cerretta

She only made this list because she is looking to leave OKC, and Patrick is very, very upset by this.

Robin Marsh
From what I have heard, we like Robin Marsh. But every time we see her we think of these lyrics:

Black hole sun
Won’t you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won’t you come
Won’t you come

Amy McRee

Despite the fact that she wore that pink bikini and likes to put things in her mouth, she still may be the worst evening anchorwoman.

Ali Meyer
Clark Matthews Autograph Alert! (Disclaimer: If you give Clark Matthews your autograph, you deserve to be on this list.)

Worst Anchorwoman

  • Linda Cavanaugh (38%, 158 Votes)
  • Robin Marsh (28%, 116 Votes)
  • Amy McRee (16%, 65 Votes)
  • Jaime Ceretta (10%, 40 Votes)
  • Ali Meyer (9%, 38 Votes)

Total Voters: 416

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36 Responses to “Worst of OKC: Worst Anchorwoman”


  1. 1 oneandun

    Can’t be Linda, she’s got a song named after her!

  2. 2 starvinglowcarber

    Ali Meyer tries soooooooooooo hard to be funny in the mornings and she rarely is. It is starting to border on pathetic and please someone make her stop . Tara Blume the KFOR morning weekend anchor is horrible. She has ZERO personality and sometimes it seems as if she can barely read. I think she is married to another KFOR guy so I suppose this helps her keep her job.

  3. 3 Fezzik

    Yes, Tara Blume is married to Galen Culver, the “Is This A Great State Or What?” reporter.

    I don’t care if Ali Meyer isn’t funny. She is SO HOT!!!!!

  4. 4 Fezzik

    Oh, and its pretty bad when you misspell her name…. WHEN IT IS PRINTED ON THE PHOTO!!!!

  5. 5 Patrick

    Typo fixed. In her defense, Sarah is usually pretty drunk when she writes these things.

  6. 6 Meg Alexander

    Robin Marsh is too far over the top of the extreme perky meter. Tara Bloom appears to be heavily sedated. Linda Cavanaugh’s voice is like nails ona chalkboard.But….. I know that I am not the least bit annoying…

  7. 7 gingela5

    I agree Tara Blume is AWFUL. Not only does she have zero personality but most times she stumbles through the broadcast.

  8. 8 Kelvin (not that Kelvin)

    Brady Brus.

  9. 9 Randi's only my alias.

    I was going to say, Brady Brus isn’t a woman, but I do have my doubts.

  10. 10 OKCfan

    By far it is Robin Marsh. … “We must be in Kansas Dorthy.” Robin reminds of the wicked witch in The Wizzard of Oz. Her voice is horrible and piercing. She talks so fast that a person’s ears cannot keep up. As a breaking news story is being presented and she has to ad lib from her script her talking speed gets faster and faster like a 747 moving on take off.
    Hearing her in the morning makes a person’s woody go down and want to call in sick for work.
    The nose needs a good job and the deer eyes need shades.
    Best choice for the worst.

  11. 11 Okie Chris

    darrielle snipes, hand down. My 3 year old reads a teleprompter better then she does!!!

  12. 12 Gan M.

    No question, Tara Blume…She reads the news like she is teaching a kindergarten class, or like she is George W. giving a speech.

  13. 13 the momma

    sorry to read about your morning woody problems OKCfan- all the more reason to vote for Robin Mersh.

  14. 14 The neighbor boy from across the street

    I read the intros…

  15. 15 Bill

    I can’t believe Meg Alexander didn’t make the list. She sounds like she has a mouth full of marbles.

  16. 16 Bill

    Oh tell Patrick that Jamie is only looking to move closer to home, so I don’t think she’s going to take just any offer.

  17. 17 missedda60s

    Linda Cavanaugh is the Gary England of OKC news anchors, male or female. If her and Gary happened to occupy the same space at the same time, they would stop the space time continum and cause the universe to implode on itself.

    She’s just that good people.

  18. 18 Bill

    Anyone on KSBI…

    Is Kealy McIntire a man?

  19. 19 HillBilly

    God Lord Man
    Ali Meyer should not be on your list at what are you thinking.

    While Linda may be a little long in tooth she still the only anchor in town that can tell a real story look at any of her award winning work.

    Now Amy is just a formerly “hot”, bag of gas, way to much work on the old body and Robinwhat are those things hanging around her waist?

    I vote Robin.

  20. 20 Mack Munday

    I went to the same church and Sunday school with Robin Marsh several years ago. During Sunday school she would read a passage from the Bible going into her nasaly on-air voice.

  21. 21 tbag in ttown

    I still have wet dreams about Robin Marsh & her incessant, nasal “Thank ya, sir.” Wait, nightmares. I meant nightmares. Gawd, they’ve been running together for so long I can’t tell which is which…

  22. 22 thatoneguy

    i guess the fact that no one watches fox 25 morning news kept angie mock off this list.

  23. 23 Scott Pruitt's mom

    When I heard Robin Marsh refer to someone as a “bad mamma jamma” a couple of years ago I started watching Mike and Mike in the mornings.

    And don’t you think Redhawks attendance would be higher if Scott Pruitt was on more pop-up ads on Newsok?

  24. 24 Soonerken

    Tara Blume lives in my neighborhood; she’s very nice and much more attractive in person than on TV.

    My vote is for Cavanaugh, no contest. I refuse to watch her under any circumstances.

    A close second would be Katie Couric. I know she’s not really “local” but she has about as many viewers as the locals get.

  25. 25 Mack Munday

    I wish a little minnie Scott Pruitt would pop up on my real desktop so I could thump him in his little gap toothed mouth.

  26. 26 tom

    hmmmm

  27. 27 Kelvin

    Well, enough about anchorwomen . . . let’s talk about the adver for “Hot Christian Singles With Pointed Big, ahh, assets” that’s running on your site.

    http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CPG5yeGJ-4PZvwEQeBjCBDIIYI6EO1vGox0

  28. 28 Scott Pruitt's mom

    You’d better be careful what you wish for Mack Munday because Scott always beats up Rowdy the Redhawk on those pop-ups.

  29. 29 Bless Your Heart

    I vote for Meg “how can I make women feel bad about themselves today” Alexander. Ali Meyer has changed from outright reporting to “what God story can I research on the internet today?”

    Frankly, if I watch Channel 4 anymore, I just want to heave. What a waste of talent…Bless Their Hearts.

  30. 30 Abkar

    Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, a thousand more times, Linda. My God, it’s not even close.

  31. 31 Boone

    We can all thank Linda for our parents catching us sneaking out of the house to buy Little Kings……..It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where you child is?

  32. 32 Port-O-Potty Picasso

    remember when robin marsh used to wear so much lip gloss that sunglasses became standard operating procedure for watching the news?

    i hear she like schnoz secks

  33. 33 Brett

    I voted for the Cavanaugh news-muppet because she’s been pretending to be a journalist longer than the other ones. Really not much reason to choose between them (or any of the others not on the list) otherwise.

  34. 34 nightshift

    I just can’t understand how Amy Mcree is on this list. I watch her when ever I can if only to do nothing more than imagine how she hides her lovely fun-bags so well.

  35. 35 overeducated

    does anyone remember when ali meyer did a “huge expose” on the terrible predicament of metro women addicted to lip balm? i mean, seriously. but even DESPITE this, i still write in a vote for meg purely because she routinely wears a hideous blazer with tiger faces intermixed with tiger stripes.

  36. 36 Mike Gundy's Hairgel

    What? No Maggie Carlo?

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