Based on the warm reception I received when The Lost Ogle announced my weekly post, I realized nothing makes OKC residents happier than news from Tulsa.
It has been an exciting year, or rather 14 months. Clay Aiken was shoved by a woman at Tulsa International Airport. We unearthed a rusted Belvedere. Jerry Giordano lost his bowels in my neighbor’s front yard.
One last poll. Which is the worst Tulsa story to hit OKC media?
Vote after the jump.
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) Jerry Giordano’s Arrest
Police arrested Giordano on complaints of hit-and-run and DUI. He lost control of his bowels. Feces ran down his leg. Eww.
2) Diane Sue Whalen
As far my blog goes, bestiality sells. Dog sex tapes, not so much. Whalen is the Tulsan arrested for having sex with her dogs. She gave the dog a bone.
3) Rusted Belvedere
In 1957, Tulsa leaders dug a hole in the ground and buried a car. Tulsans were shocked to discover that cars submerged in water, for 50 years, could rust.
4) Any Story about ORU
Ministry donors gave Richard Roberts’ wife a LEXUS as a gift. Their home was remodeled eleven times in 14 years. His children took vacations with university funds … allegedly.
What?!?!? An evangelist abusing funds? For their personal use? Where do people come up with these obviously true allegations?
5) Clay Aiken Gets Shoved
Aiken rested his foot on the armrest of a female passenger. This angered the woman and she shoved Aiken. Tulsa International Airport security held Aiken and his bully until the FBI arrived to question them. Two days later, his Claymates killed the woman. (That didn’t really happen, but it made a nicer close to this post.)
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The seriousness of a minister betraying the trust of well-meaning folks, who give their cash hopefully for a good cause, is probably not a joking matter. On the other side of the coin, just call them Kooky Kristions and if they want to let the likes of Richard Roberts squander their “seed gifts”, so be it. If you really want to see what goes on with these preachers of the prosperity gospel, check out “The Door” magazine
Knick Knack, Paddywhack………………
Best column so far Tulan, keep it up.
…Tulsan that is
The dog story makes me want to puke everytime I think about it…
I understand gigela5. Clay Aiken has the same effect on me.
Okie synergy:
Pocket TG&Y 401k $$$ > Start religious craft business > Rescue ethically challenged religious college > Redecorate ethically challenged religious college?
Way to go IrritatedTulsan, act like a sheep why don’t you. I’d bet that you don’t know a damn true thing about Clay Aiken but you’ll bash him anyway because other people do it.
BaaaaaH!!!
The dog sex story is easily the grossest thing I’ve heard.
Why is that ZPAIN? Were the dogs that ugly?
anyone not voting for the human/dog sex story is a supporter of human/dog sex.
Why is Jerry on this list? We have all said, “Man, I was so scared, I almost shit my pants!” Well, Jerry must have been really scared and that’s exactly what he did.
You rejected my vote on the poll. Getting dissed by The Lost Ogle on a rainy Monday. How can this day get any worse?
My vote was rejected, too. It said I already voted! Huh! Are you only allowing votes on the story you like the best? It’s your blog
If I already voted, why can’t I see the results? This not-quite-a-Tulsan wants to know who is winning!
Ooop! I clicked the “view the poll” and there it was! Please don’t make an example of me.
My pick is winning. That dog thing makes me sick.
i’ve gotta to with the belevedere. yeah, dog sex is disturbing, but at least it’s interesting (not in a freaky way, just in a what the hell way). the belevedere was not interesting at all and all the media coverage it got was frightening, fake big foot frightening
Like most of the media, reporting the Clay Aiken story, you also chose to omit the BIG fact that he was sleeping when said woman hit him. Looks like Clay has turned into another media punching bag. I would bet that “Irritated Tulsan” is one of his stalking haters who posts the same comment on every news item about Clay Aiken.
Irritated Tulsan joins Lost Ogle was the worst Tulsa news.. wait that is not news..
the only Clay Aiken story I enjoyed was the one where he gave birth. His vagina must hurt..
I overheard a youtube video screaming the following:
How dare anyone out there make fun of Clay after all she has been through! She got bumped on a plane, she went through Tulsa, and she had one F***** kid.
Her boyfriend turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is……readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that Clay is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you #!@!@!**!
LEAVE CLAY ALONE!…..Please.
Irritated Tulsan talked about professionalism and said if Clay was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time?
Leave Clay Alone Please…. !
Leave Clay Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!
Are you sure it wasn’t Diane Sue Whalen who whacked Clay for getting it on with her dogs?
Surely, the genius behind the Justice League of Okla. could work these five characters into a story, including the dogs, the Rusted Belvedere and ORU.
And why does Rusted Belvedere sound perverted? I need help.
When I read “Rusted Belvedere” I kept thinking that Mr. Belvedere lived in Tulsa and VH1 or someone had done a “where are they now” piece about him.
did you hear that diane sue whalen, prior to getting pinched by the five-0, was trying to adopt dogs rescued from mike vick’s operation? supposedly, someone overheard her saying something like “i like it rough.”
P-O-P Picasso, I think Whalen said “I like it ruff-ruff”! ba-dump-dump
not only were tulsans suprised about a rusty belvedere, they had to hire self proclaimed hot rodder boyd coddington to pronounce it rusted.
I could have done without the Diane Whalen story. For the rest of my life. Easily. Eww. Just because she’s screwing the pooch doesn’t mean that I need or even WANT to know about it.