69 years ago today, our lord, savior and favorite meteorologist was born in the quaint village of Seiling, Oklahoma. Severe weather has never been the same.
So, from The Lost Ogle family to yours, we wish you a safe, happy and peaceful Gary England Day!
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I knew you would give praise to the messiah, maybe not today or tomarrow but guaranteed in your near future perhaps in January you would have been staring down EF-5 barreling down your street. Damn you all you didnt take off work today to celebrate this glorius day. I feel sorry for whoever didnt.
Global Warming is caused by Man. A Man, and his name is Gary England. And the Earth will cool off whenever Gary England tells it to.
Until then, thank you Mr. England for our balmy weather.
Isn’t Gary’s wife named Mary?
These things are all true:
1. I was David Glover’s debate partner.
2. I share a birthday with Gary England.
3. The lovely Mary England was on a jury in which I was the second chair attorney.
4. Our side won.
5. I believe in a higher power.
I heard Chuck Norris prays to Gary.
In spite of what Gary England says, there’s no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Pig…