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The Penis Pump Judge likes to Drink and Drive…

Yeah. Is anyone surprised by this? From NewsOK:

A former Creek County judge convicted of indecent exposure was arrested early this morning on a drunken driving complaint.

Donald Thompson, 62, was arrested by an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper about 3 a.m. on a complaint of driving under the influence of alcohol. He was taken to the Tulsa County jail.

Thompson served two years in prison for indecent exposure for using a penis pump while he was on the bench during court proceedings. Thompson lost his law license by the Oklahoma Supreme Court earlier this year.

Do you notice how the article doesn’t mention why Donald Thompson was pulled over? Come on, if a guy is going to use a penis pump in his courtroom, you have to figure he’d also…well…nevermind.

Anyway, I feel evil saying this, but I kind of think that a guy like Donald Thompson is good for Oklahoma. For one, it shows that not all of us are hillbilly rednecks, and that we do have a few unique sex addicted drunk individuals with cheesy earrings living among us. Donald’s antics also give us the opportunity to read “penis pump” in The Oklahoman. Who wouldn’t want that?


  1. Check out the Jaundice (did I totally misspell that?) on his head. Been drinkin a wee bit too much there, Donny boy!

  2. ewww, no he hasn’t had enough.
    i heard that he would masturbate using a “penis pump” during court, when the sentences were being read and when witnesses were giving their testimony–that is sick. he is twisted and deserves to be made fun of. now, he’s drinking and driving…i think patrick is correct in thinking he was guilty of pumping and driving too. what a nasty man. umm, the judge not patrick.

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