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Tulsa Tuesday – Biker Fox Arrested!

Tulsa police arrested Biker Fox Saturday. Police said that when the officer tried to ticket Fox, he threw his bike at the officer. In response, the officer shot Fox in the kneecap. Not really, but that’s the Family Guy moment I pictured in my head.

Police said Fox assaulted the officer. Fox took to MySpace, without the help of spell check, to correct the misinformation:

“I was stopped beside the road in the grass. Pike tells me to stand still. I am standing there and I say Pike why do you have to be an a****** & write me another ticket. He got mad said sit down NOW. I said my bike was being laid down my front tire barely touched his back tire barely, he said you just assaulted a Police officer. He drops his bike JUMPS me starts choking me. I cannot breath, Me face is in the dirt. I cannot breath. This went on for two minutes til I passed out.”

I don’t think either one was assaulted. If anything has been assaulted, it’s my senses. The true assault is his bike shorts and the above video I watched “¦ one, two, or eight times.

For all we know, Fox had just left Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market and the officer thought Fox was smuggling okra.

Anytime I’ve seen Biker Fox, he has always appeared to be a mild mannered reasonable person on his way to Vintage Stock to pick up Pokémon cards or doll heads.

As a Tulsan, I am appalled at the imagined police brutality. Fox is an outstanding citizen that brings joy and terror to the hearts of Tulsans.

Nothing could’ve made this story better, unless it included a dwarf, Frank Keating and appeared on COPS.

(On a non-related note, I may have a solution for North Tulsa’s grocery store woes.  Really, it’s not racist.  Also, click here to see the Chicken and Ham Sandwich your inferior 7-Eleven doesn’t carry.)

Comments

  1. You sure this wasn’t a screen play to a porno he’s shooting in his house green room?

    “I was stopped beside the road in the grass. Pike tells me to stand still. I am standing there and I say Pike why do you have to be an a****** & write me another ticket. He got mad said sit down NOW. I said my bike was being laid down my front tire barely touched his back tire barely, he said you just assaulted a Police officer. He drops his bike JUMPS me starts choking me. I cannot breath, Me face is in the dirt. I cannot breath. This went on for two minutes til I passed out.”

    “I awoke, bound up, and moments of extreme pleasure and joy shot down my spine as I bit the pillow violently”

  2. If anyone out there comes up with a “Free Biker Fox” shirt or wristband, let me know because I still have Christmas presents to buy. What do we need to do to get this guy on Letterman so his story can be heard by the masses?

  3. I can definitely see a Tulsa cop getting all pissy about a perceived threat as well…

    The guy is a jerk, but I am not sure who wins the jerk contest-your avearge Tulsa PD bike cop or BikerFox.

  4. First Blake Griffin in drag, then beefcake pics of his brother, now bikerfox…what kind of blog is this?

  5. Personally, I think that Biker Fox is a kook. HOWEVER, I just happened to see the incident. It was at the intersection of 66th and Memorial (Southeast corner).

    I thought that the cop (ironically, a bike cop) was being a total thug!

    Biker Fox had his hands up, crossed in a protective position over his head and the cop very gruffly tackled him to the ground. It was completely unnecessary. If I didn’t have an elderly person in the vehicle with me at the time, I would have got out of my car and video taped it.

    If Biker Fox has some kind of mental illness, that doesn’t give the Tulsa PD some right to be overwhelmingly harsh with him.

  6. A_Tulan thanks for the comment concerning what you saw when Biker Fox was arrested. In the interest of justice please contact me at rondurbin2@hotmail.com At this point it is Biker’s word against the cops and that rarely ends well. Could really use your help to understand exactly what happened at the scene.

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