Tulsa Police arrested firefighter Tracy Perrin on a felony complaint of malicious injury to property. They believe he drove his truck through the three overhead doors at his fire station.
Leave one firefighter out of the Tulsa Metro Firefighter Calendar and this is what happens.
Allegedly, to cover his tracks, Perrin “accidentally” crashed his truck through his home’s garage door. Perrin reported the “accident” to police and fire officials. It’s not a solid alibi, but this tactic works.
When I ran over the neighbor’s cat, I drove my car through the window of a butcher shop. Detectives couldn’t separate the cat meat from the cow meat. I would’ve paid thousands to repair the butcher’s windows, but when investigators arrived at the crash, they found the butcher’s child porn. He’s in jail, his children are in DHS custody and his wife can no longer afford her chemotherapy.
I learned a valuable lesson, ridiculous cover-ups work. Good job Perrin. Protect yourself, not others. It’s not whether we believe your alibi; it’s whether the truth can be proven.
(P.S. Here are Ten Things Overheard at Tracy Perrin’s Arrest.)
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He was upset because someone stole his wore out dvd of back draft.
I wonder if that calender makes women (and gay men) in Tulsa to cause fires?
I’ve heard it gives some of them the “vapors,” but I’m not sure what that means.