Patrick On January - 28 - 2009

The image above is of Glenn Coffee.  Glenn is the President Pro Tempore of the Oklahoma Senate.  After seeing this picture of him on the Oklahoma News Report, I’m now fully expecting “Herpes Reform” to be on the 2009 legislative agenda.

Granted, we should note that Glenn has the common Herpes Simplex Virus I, and not the really bad Herpes Simplex Virus II, but who really cares.  It makes for a great headline, and it proves that someone does watch the OETA News Report.  Angela Rosecrans would be proud.

Categories: Oklahoma Politics

9 Responses

  1. Kristen Glover’s makeup artist can hide that.

  2. i will cut you says:

    Kissing Glenn Coffee has long been on my “wish list”. I guess I can kiss that dream goodbye. Oh well, add another disappointment to the wreckage I call my life.

  3. i will cut you says:

    An everyday television makeup artist won’t be prepared for a doozy like that. I would suggest a makeup artist with long experience in the funeral industry – preferably one specializing in patching over bullet wounds.

  4. Elo Melgo says:

    I just want to know who still has Direct TV?

  5. marycherry says:

    Herpes may be a sore, but she’s never a bore, she’ll be with you for eternity.

  6. Soonerken says:

    Could be a love bite from a right wing lobbyist.

  7. Bless Your Heart says:

    From the looks of the DirecTV picture, he was in the midst of a swirly as well.

  1. [...] Most people are for pay raises. However, for advisers and a select few of legislative assistants — especially in a time demanding for fiscal conservatism — Coffee looks bad. Really bad. Almost as bad as a few weeks ago. [...]

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