Relax, it’s a swan. At the wrong angle, you might think otherwise. At that angle I felt inadequate. This statue* at Swan Lake has always made me uncomfortable, along with “¦
“¢ KUMHO Tires
“¢ This Sign
“¢ Dong’s Sporting Goods
“¢ An Unintentional Phallical Photo I Took at the BOK Center
“¢ Smelling Patrick Dempsey
“¢ The Corner of Young and 69, which is one block north of …
“¢ … Virgin Street, which is not too far from …
“¢ … Patrick Park
P.S. Things outside of Tulsa that Make Me Uncomfortable: this angry letter from a NAMBLA member. Things that make me feel better: these Baked Apple Pies from Quiktrip.
*Special thanks to Daniel Jeffries for letting me use his Swan Lake photo.