Maybe this is a sign of the recession.  Maybe offerings are down and this Tulsa church needs a new hook.  I don’t know, but the phrase “Gods Stimulation Package” and offering “Physical Stimulation” somehow seems wrong.  Yet, I’m curious and have many questions.

Will this be a group activity with all church members or a solo project?  Will everyone divide into age groups like in Sunday School?  If someone is in the 30’s class, can they join the seniors group?

What songs will be sung?  In My Garden, A New Man In Glory or He Touched Me?

Grabbing an audience could be their goal.  This might be a well-planned campaign to increase attendance.  The sign caught my eye and now millions of Lost Ogle readers have seen it.  Free publicity.

Nah…

What happened is one church member thought “Gods Stimulation Package” would be cute.  The rest stood by and didn’t have the heart to tell Mildred her idea sounded stupid.  They hoped no one would notice.  Too late.

Mildred also loves her Snuggie, which is also stupid.

Whatever their intentions are, please use protection.  Don’t catch swine flu.

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