For some reason, Jonathan Conder always looks a bit nervous when he gives the weather report.  We always figured this was due to the fact that he works for Mike Morgan.  We didn’t know it was probably because he likes to blurt out the occasional “bitch” while on the air:

I’ll tell you what, I kind of like having a weatherman who drops the occasional cuss word.  For some reason, “Take f*cking cover now you mother f*ckers!!!” has a much more urgent feel to it than “seek tornado precautions.”

That’s why I like Gary England.  On Twitter, he refers to dangerous thunderstorms as “Hooters.” That totally beats the juvenile words used by other weathermen to describe severe storms .  For example, we’ve heard that Mike Morgan calls them “jugs”, Rick Mitchell calls them “knockers,” and Ross Dixon calls them “Rasmussens.”  We’ve also heard that Clark Matthews calls them “guns.” We have no clue where that came from.