A new chapter was recently opened in the long and storied history of Oklahoma. July 28th, 2009 was officially dubbed…”The Lost Ogle Day”. You know what that means right? Independence day isn’t the only excuse to get piss raving drunk in the month of July.

With the ink on our new state holiday officially dried on the proclamation, I figured there is no better time than right now to start developing traditions and activities to do on “The Lost Ogle Day” next year.

(Disclaimer: If any of these actions are performed, TheLostOgle.com is not responsible for any embarrassment, personal injury, loss of job, restraining order, tattoo removal fees, strange looks, loss of friends, divorce, or arrest. Celebrate The Lost Ogle Day at your own risk.)

Check them out after the jump.

10. Call into the Sports Animal and immediately start urinating into a Toilet.

On July 19th, 2007 The Lost Ogle posted a recording of Dean “The Stream” Blevins taking a leak on live radio during the “Total Dominance Hour”. Two years and nine days later we have the first Lost Ogle day.

To commemorate this glorious event I’m suggesting all our readers call into The Sports Animal during “Total Dominance Hour” (say you want to talk about OU’s defensive line or something to get past the screeners)  and start furiously urinating into a toilet live on air.

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9. Thank a hot Oklahoma girl (or guy) for being hot.

I’ve done a lot of traveling over the past two years and there is one thing I’m pretty certain of, Oklahoma is blessed to have some of the most attractive people in the world. I’m not even kidding, when I was in DC my friends and I had regular conversations at the bar about how starved the place was for good looking girls.

So when you’re walking down the street and you see a hot girl (or guy for the ladies…or gay dudes…whatever) make sure to thank them for being so hot with a friendly high five, hand shake, or hug.

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8. Find a guy wearing a University of Texas shirt and rip his testicles off.

You like Texas fans? Me neither. Neither does this guy.

He dislikes them so much that he “accidentally” ripped a set of testicles off of one in a bar fight at Henry Hudsons.

The Lost Ogle covered this story back in 2007, and still to this day remains one of the most bad ass things I’ve ever read. So in honor of The Lost Ogle day, seek out a mean looking, male, Texas fan and “accidentally” remove him from our gene pool.

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7. Do some lunges.

Need I say more?

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6. Add the word “Seriously” to beginning of every sentence all day.

Seriously, am I the only one that has noticed the rampant use of the word “seriously” on TheLostOgle.com? Because of Patrick’s love for this adverb, it would only be in good taste to make an effort to also begin every sentence with “seriously”. Seriously…I’m serious.

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5. Decorate your house/car/cubicle.

Ideas:

• Put up an Ogle tree
• Plaster a great white shark poster to your cubicle
• Carve “Boone Pickens” in your driveway (maybe he’ll steal it)
• Put up a picture of your favorite Oklahoma Porn Star TV personality at work.
• Make Maggie Carlo’s face in to a decal for your back windshield.
• Dress up like your favorite Ogle (ex. Patrick – Tape a beer can to your hand, Chad – tape mats of dead animal hair to your face).
• Frame an OK Gazette with The Lost Ogle cover story.
• Make a little statue of Gary England and place candles around it.

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4. Buy a Lost Ogle T-shirt.

Nothing like wearing your official “I Boobs Amy McRee” or “I Stormcloud Gary England” shirt around on TLO day right?

It’s really all our fault for not selling more of them because…well, we could have used a hot chick sporting the shirt in our advertisement. Instead we opted to use the stock models from the company that makes the shirts, which happens to be this depressed looking guy with no hair. Not quite sure why they decided to use a model that looks like a cancer patient, maybe that’s why he’s so sad.

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3. Dress in drag and frolic through an open field.

In honor of the NCAA ‘Player of the Year’ award winner Blake Griffin.

If you’re driving around and happen to pass an open field, and also happen to have some hideous women’s clothing in the trunk, get dressed and frolic to your hearts content.

I’m going to suggest somewhere near Lake Hefner.

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2. Get a Lost Ogle Tattoo.

Don’t even act like you don’t want one.

Nothing says love and dedication like your very own Lost Ogle tattoo.

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1. Get drunk.

There really aren’t enough days in the year we can completely dedicate to acting like a complete idot and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. So take the opportunity on July 28th every year to hit up a bar, go to a BBQ, or chug homebrew with a homeless guy in Flaming Lips Alley. Happy early Lost Ogle Day 2010!!! (In 364 days)