Help Wanted: Hot Chicks for Video (Booty Preferred)

Earlier this week we ran across a pretty interesting ad on Craigslist. It wasn’t for a $30 television or a free box of old candy bar wrappers, or even a massage costing barely $10 “roses”. No, this ad was more exciting. Have you ever wanted to be on tv? Maybe even in a music video? Well, if you’re young, hot, and female this is your chance. The ad reads as follows:

Open Casting Call

JASA Films is holding an open casting call for a HIP HOP MUSIC VIDEO to be shot in the middle of October.

Auditions will be held on Friday September 18th at the Moore Public Library Meeting Room from 4:00 p.m. ““ 8:00 p.m.

Moore Public Library

225 South Howard

Moore, OK 73160

We are looking for sexy, energetic women who can dance. You must be over the age of 18. We need one lead girl and several others for background parts.

Roles will be paid a small amount. It will also be a great opportunity for exposure.

Meals will be provided.

There won’t be any nudity, but there will be sexual content in the video.

If you are going to audition, please email or call and let us know the approximate time you plan to arrive.

Seems professional enough, I suppose. The fact that the production company only has a MySpace page is a little iffy, though. They seem to do “artsy” films and look like they do them better than some local film-attempters, but you have to wonder how classy it can get when they’re basically asking for strippers to come to an audition. “You must be over the age of 18…sexy…who can dance…sexual content…Meals will be provided.” It’s a stripper’s dream job. No nudity AND a turkey sandwich from Jersey Mike’s? It’s a win-win. The only real issue is going to be the artistic value of the video.

See, there are a finite number of types of hip-hop videos. You’ve got your “Lookin’ into the camera” videos, your “Ballin’ on a yacht while getting chased by the Feds” videos, or your “Hot chicks having a block party with escaped convicts“. Of course my favorite is the “Pathological insanity while kicking it in the club in your underwear” videos. Any way you look at it, you’d be a fool to not audition, assuming you meet the strict criteria. You might just get lucky and end up being in an actual local hip-hop star’s video, but it’s not too likely. Like me, Jabee probably has too many hot bi*ches as it is.