First of all, let me correct the headline. It’s not Balloon Boy who mumbles “Oklahoma City girls have big boobs” in the YouTube video below. I think it’s one of his brothers. Fast forward to about the 1:00 minute mark and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
What type of parents would force their kids to make in a YouTube video like the one above? I’ll tell you what type: the ones who forget to tie down the giant metal balloon in the backyard!
Seriously, what a bizarre story! You have action (crazy out-of-control balloon), sorrow (six year old trapped in balloon), relief (boy is okay), and anger (the whole thing was probably a hoax). Hell, once the balloon landed I half way expected for a door to slide open and for a robot named Max to ask for his Navigator.
Anyway, I’m kind of mad at Balloon Boy and his family for getting me all worked up yesterday. I think they all should definitely be grounded. That being said, at least it gave me a good excuse to not work very hard yesterday afternoon. Also, it’s nice to know that he and his brothers like large breasts. We at The Lost Ogle totally support and endorse large breasts!
p.s.- Thanks to Ryan from OklahomaRock for the tip.
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OMF’ingG. That looks like much harsher treatment than being locked in a series of apartment closets. But on the plus side, it made me recall Oklahoma girls’ boobs.
Awesome “Flight of the Navigator” reference! My wife thinks I’m such a goofball when I act like I’m “navigating” in my car on the rare occasion “I Get Around” comes on the radio.
3 crazy boys 2 crazy parents 1 crazy balloon = TLC’s newest reality tv show to replace Jon & Kate…can’t wait to see what adventures this dad makes his kids experience next.
These kids are going to grow up to be egotistical dirt bags. Too bad the small one didn’t end up in the land of Oz. He would have been better off.
Well, we’re all talking about it, so someone’s probably watch it. A friend at NORAD told me that this dumb balloon event not only delayed air traffic at the Denver Airport (and thereby disrupted the entire commercial traffic pattern for the nation) but it also disrupted an air defense exercise — on the east coast.
I think there’s a potential class action suite in this . . .
A friend of mine recently asked his son to stop referring to his “nuts” in public. His son obliged, and decided to call them “yellow rain clouds.” I just wasted three minutes watching those kids kick each other in the nuts. I’m sorry, “yellow rain clouds.”
Future Douche Bags of America.
Their neighbors are apparently b.s. crazy as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF0w_LdDFjQ
Personally I think the 1:04 mark is genius….