Comments on: Let’s Toss Around Some Mud

By: melissa405

melissa405 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:47:16 +0000

Well, Patrick has already done the work researching possible porn star candidates for us in August. “Surprise: Porn is Popular in Oklahoma”.
I would vote for Jesse Jane.

http://www.thelostogle.com/category/oklahoma-city-porn-stars/

By: rscturner

rscturner — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:15:17 +0000

Randy and Jari went with the two flags behind them, guess that shows they support both America and Oklahoma. Mary decided just to go with the American flag, guess since she is in Washington that made more sense.

Drew decided to avoid the flag, and go with a nothing behind him. Guess he felt he is above all that. Perhaps since he is running for the supreme leader of Oklahoma he felt it best for the voters not to become confused by a flag or other symbol, since we would be voting for him, and he wants to be that symbol, rather than a silly flag.

The Onion couldn’t have picked a better group of candidates for public office. It is difficult to determine who is the lesser of evil with these four.

Couldn’t we get one of the candidates from the last California Guberatorial election. Couldn’t we get Gary Coleman or some porno star? Of course if they were from out of state Drew would have them arrested for circulating a petition for an interesting candidate.

By: Bless Your Heart

Bless Your Heart — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:55:29 +0000

The loss of Mary Fallin’s upper lip was due to a horrible biting incident.

By: Phil

Phil — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:39:04 +0000

–Mary Fallin thinks that the Bible is and I quote, “Good fiction, but not quite up there with the Lord of the Rings trilogy”.

I thought mud-slinging was supposed to be NEGATIVE. If she started saying stuff like this, I would vote for her.

By: Ronin

Ronin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:51:43 +0000

I heard Jari Askins kept the widow Columbo from being evicted by just telling Signor Roberto to “Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me.” I also heard the rent stayed lik-a before.

By: BradDOS

BradDOS — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:04:14 +0000

Mary Fallin is marrying some dude named Christenson just so she can get the religious right vote.

Jari Askins is the long lost twin of Mike Turpen.

By: BradDOS

BradDOS — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:01:33 +0000

Drew Edmondson wears cowboy hats backwards (wait — that’s true, see: http://whatsundermyhat.wordpress.com/

Randy Brogdon will call and bug you during the middle of dinner to buy a new security system (wait — that’s true)

RUN DMC’s “Mary Mary” was written about young groupie Mary Fallin.

Jari Askins is pissed that the old school line isn’t “Jari, Jari, why you buggin’”

By: Soonerken

Soonerken — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:27:04 +0000

Randy Brogdon uses Wimgo and thinks Cavanaugh is hotter than Schambach.

By: Rynofskie

Rynofskie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:31:07 +0000

Mary Fallin eats Johnnies Burgers WITHOUT the Johnnies Sauce.

By: Rynofskie

Rynofskie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:27:46 +0000

Jeri Askins painted all those buffalo statues in downtown with her graffitti.