Comments on: Romance Isn’t Dead

By: i will cut you

i will cut you — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:36:31 +0000

It’s not funny it is sad. I hope the guy makes it. And learns.

By: Chad

Chad — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:33:37 +0000

This almost makes me want to get out there and date again. Almost.

By: rockogre

rockogre — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:53:44 +0000

The cost of those two gallons of wasted gas might have been enough to put one of those sweet Wal-Mart coffins on lay-a-way.

By: Soonerken

Soonerken — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:29:28 +0000

“I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you.”

Firefighters refer to them as “crispy critters”.

By: Jax Raging Bile Duct

Jax Raging Bile Duct — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:03:02 +0000

Suddenly, Thich Quang Duc’s self-immolation in protest of religious persecution seems cheapened.

By: sarahfelldown

sarahfelldown — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:01:02 +0000

“he was still clinging to painful, crunchy life”

hahaha!

By: Clark Matthews

Clark Matthews — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:56:32 +0000

Think it all the way through, Chad. So, he doesn’t get the girl this time. Now, he has gnarly scars over half his body to impress the next chick with. He wins long term.