Patrick On November - 18 - 2009

When I was a 7th grader at Western Oaks Junior High, we had a cool bus driver who played KJ103 on the radio and would occasionally stop the bus at 7-11 and let the kids with money buy Big Gulps.  At the time, she was the coolest bus driver ever, but now she’s been surpassed.

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Sure, some people are going to complain about an Oklahoma City Public Schools bus being parked in front of a liquor store, but don’t worry, those people are lame and boring.  They are the same people who complain about hot chicks with big boobs and OU fans screaming “Sooner” during the National Anthem.  Basically, they complain about things that are cool.  It’s best to completely ignore what those say.

All that being said, this bus driver is probably more idiotic than cool.  The liquor store could be sandwiched between a Reading Rainbow Museum and a Sylvan Learning Center, but whatever you do, don’t park the bus in front of the liquor store!  That driver should be riding on the short bus…not driving it.

Categories: Unusual

11 Responses

  1. SooNerD says:

    It’s obvious that the bus driver was at the loan store. Cashing a check or robbing it for some meth money. Speaking of Bus drivers. My son’s bus drivers has a radio. It’s perplexing me what they listening to on the way home. Is that weird? FYI don’t lean on that guardrail. Unless you want a shot.

  2. Eliot says:

    Perhaps the bus was taking kids on a field trip.

    Introduction to Recession Econmics I: The Circle of Poverty

    1. Get a 34% interest ‘loan’

    2. Get a bottle of Smirnoff

    3. Go around the corner and spend $20 on meth (or crack, depending on how Frank Keating evaluates your ‘trash’ status)

    4. Look around and make sure Brian Bates (http://johntv.com/) is no where to be seen; engage in another ‘transaction’

    5. Head for the Racino, or any of the other 85 casinos in the state (http://www.worldcasinodirectory.com/oklahoma/map)

  3. OkieDreamer says:

    I think this shop is on S. Air Depot in Midwest City. It’s next to Tinker Daylight Donuts, so maybe the driver just stopped in for a bear claw or an apple fritter.

    On second thought, he’s gettin’ boozed up. Driving the short bus would lead me to drinkin’ too.

  4. SoonerHQ says:

    I would never complain about blonde chicks with big boobs, but the yahoos who yell “Sooners” at the end of the national anthem really get on my nerves. Since when is demonstrating your Sooner spirit more important than celebrating our freedom and commemorating the sacrifices of those who died while defending our country?

    In my section, most of them don’t even sing the rest of the anthem and probably don’t know the words anyway. They are also the ones who boo the coaching staff when they call a run up the middle, and even boo the players when they make mistakes. Yep, that’s really cool…

  5. tbibokc says:

    I believe in between the payday loan company and the liquor store is a donut shop. If, in the same strip center there was a pawn shop and a convenience store that sold beer, cigarettes, and incense, I believe we would have a royal flush of Oklahoma City-ness.

  6. vowl says:

    I worked for some unnamed state university (not in Oklahoma) last year, and I had to park a block away and hide my booze on the walk back (per instruction) when I took a state vehicle to the liquor store.

  7. Eliot says:

    @tbibokc, I if this is the case, we ought to go in together on some Katrina Trailers and set up a white trash retirement condo in the back parking lot.

  8. moparman says:

    just like a okcps school bus driver get drunk in the afternoon and drive the kids home from school we have a good school system keep up the good work with my tax money

  9. tbibokc says:

    I believe there might be some FEMA trailers in Picher, OK. Instead, we should put a condemned apartment building out back. It would occasionally catch fire from a “candle” or “something left on the stove.”

  10. moparman says:

    the rest of the fleet is at walmart shopping or at home or eating lunch or at remingtion park useing our tax money and gas plus not to guess how much overtime they are getting

  11. Eliot says:

    Atbibokc: Good point on the apartment complex. But, since according to my television and Rusty Surette’s Facebook page, apartment fires only happen in Edmond during sweeps month, I doubt we can find a complex that can burn near a low-end strip center.

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