Today we begin games from the Midwest Region. Experts have labeled this the toughest region in the tournament. Here are today’s games:
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Ghost of Ed Gaylord
(8) Mike Morgan vs. (9) Patrick
(4) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (13) Sally Kern
(5) Ms. Rocklahoma vs. (12) Brent Skarky
Read about them and vote after the jump!
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Ghost of Ed Gaylord
About Olivia Munn:
Conference: Pink Bikini Brigade
Who she is: Host of G4’s Attack of the Show
Biggest Strength: Posing for Playboy. (safe for work)
Biggest Weakness: Posing as you would expect someone to pose for Playboy.
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About The Ghost of Ed Gaylord:
Conference:Former Scary Media Moguls
Who he is: Honestly, we always get this Gaylord confused with the old Gaylord who has a street named after him in Downtown OKC. That probably means OKC had too many Gaylords. Just ask Curtis Fitzpatrick.
Anyway, this ghost was the former publisher/owner/editor of the Oklahoman. And unofficial king of Oklahoma City.
Biggest Strength: The ability to convince my grandfather that he still runs Oklahoma City.
Biggest Weakness: The ability to shape-shift.
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (1) Olivia Munn (82%, 395 Votes)
- (16) Ghost of Edward Gaylord (18%, 89 Votes)
Total Voters: 483
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(8) Mike Morgan vs. (9) Patrick
About Mike Morgan:
Conference: Meteorologists
Who he is: Chief meteorologist at KFOR
Biggest Strength: Amplifying reports of every storm into an apocalyptic event.
Biggest Weakness: Accepting criticism.
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About Patrick:
Conference: Lost Ogles
Who he is: Founder and chief editor of TheLostOgle.com
Biggest Strength: Creating obscure local social blogs.
Biggest Weakness: Seriosuly.
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (9) Patrick (61%, 279 Votes)
- (8) Mike Morgan (39%, 179 Votes)
Total Voters: 457
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(4) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (13) Sally Kern
About Ashlynn Brooke:
Conference: Porn Stars of Oklahoma
Who she is: Oklahoma City’s Best Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Uhm…her acting skills?
Biggest Weakness: Following instructions that have nothing to do with sex.
About Sally Kern:
Conference: Unrepentant Bigots
Who she is: The state representative that warned us homosexuals are worse than terrorists.
Biggest Strength: Rocking a pageboy haircut (see picture above).
Biggest Weakness: Hypocrisy. Understanding irony (see picture above). Abiding by gun laws. Soliciting honest feedback.
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (4) Ashlynn Brooke (91%, 489 Votes)
- (13) Sally Kern (9%, 49 Votes)
Total Voters: 537
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(5) Ms. Rocklahoma vs. (12) Brent Skarky
About Ms. Rocklahoma:
Conference:Fun Bags
Who she is: Winner of the 2009 Ms. Rocklahoma Contest
Biggest Strength: Brown Eyes
Biggest Weakness: Teaching sarcasm to her mother
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About Brent Skarky:
Conference: Confederation of Douche Bags
Who he is: Anchor of Oklahoma Travel Vision Net Thing
Biggest Strength: Brainwashing hot chicks
Biggest Weakness: IQ tests
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (5) Ms. Rocklahoma (80%, 377 Votes)
- (12) Brent Skarky (20%, 97 Votes)
Total Voters: 473
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I swear, every chick in this bracket should win hands down. Yes that includes @patrick, seriously.
At post time, a deceased person has a better chance at winning than Sally Kern.
Sorry ghost of Ed Gaylord, you are no match to Olivia
Who’s bright idea was it to put Ashlynn Brooke and Olivia Munn in the same region?
You know it’s big time when people start complaining about Ogle Madness seeding…
@ lucid gravity, I am taking it on faith that Sally Kern in no way falls into the “chick” category.
Mayor Mick didn’t make the cut did he? i would’ve loved to see him match up against Steve Hunt. or better yet, hunt vs. kern. that would have been a difficult decision…..
@rockogre, you are correct sir, I apologize for my lack of clarity. I just assumed no one would mistake IT for a female.
Who doesn’t want to see Olivia and Ashlynn fight it out?
@Grendel
Oh I definitely do! But I would have like to have seen it in the Finals, or at least the Final Four. We’re going to be without one of them after two rounds.