Today we begin the Ogle Madness games in the West Region. This region is the final stop of the first round. All games will be played in Guymon.
(1) Carrie Underwood vs. (16) Scott Bradley
(8) Toby Keith vs. (9) Chera Kimiko
(4) Bob Stoops vs. (13) Video Vigilante
(5) Thunder Girls vs. (12) Ed Kelley
Vote for after the jump.
(1) Carrie Underwood vs. (16) Scott Bradley
About Carrie Underwood:
Conference: Hot Country Singers
Who she is: American Idol Winner and Country Music Superstars
Biggest Strength: Her ring and her hair (according to Patrick’s sister-in-law)
Biggest Weakness: She whines in all of her songs (according to Patrick’s sister-in-law)
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About Scott Bradley:
Conference: Drifter
Who he is: Creepy Drifter
Biggest Strength: Living in your nightmares. Being prepared.
Biggest Weakness: Too many to list.
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (1) Carrie Underwood (86%, 394 Votes)
- (16) Scott Bradley (14%, 62 Votes)
Total Voters: 456
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(8) Toby Keith vs. (9) Chera Kimiko
About Toby Keith:
Conference: Hillbilly Country Music Stars
Who he is: Country Music Superstar
Biggest Strength: Getting sideline passes to OU football games.
Biggest Weakness: Embarrassing our state.
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About Chera Kimiko:
Conference: Hot local news chicks
Who she is: News Anchor for Fox 23 (Tulsa)
Biggest Strength: Making us wish that she worked in Oklahoma City
Biggest Weakness: Working in Tulsa
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (9) Chere Kimiko (72%, 329 Votes)
- (8) Toby Keith (28%, 130 Votes)
Total Voters: 459
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(4) Bob Stoops vs. (13) Video Vigilante
About Bob Stoops:
Conference: Football Coaches
Who he is: Head Coach at the University of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Winning Football Games
Biggest Weakness: Winning Championships
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About the Video Vigilante:
Conference: Video Stalkers
Who he is: Guy that videotapes Hookers having sex..
Biggest Strength: Coming up with catchy nicknames.
Biggest Weakness: Looking cool in photos.
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (4) Bob Stoops (69%, 311 Votes)
- (13) Video Vigilante (31%, 143 Votes)
Total Voters: 454
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(5) Thunder Girls vs. (12) Ed Kelley
About the Thunder Girls:
Conference: NBA Dancers
Who they are: Dance Team for the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strength: Looking Pretty.
Biggest Weakness: Dancing. Angering Ms. Clark Matthews.
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About Ed Kelley:
Conference: Dark Tower Confederation
Who he is: Editor of the Oklahoman
Biggest Strength: An Amazing Haircut.
Biggest Weakness: Creepy Smirks.
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Who should advance in Ogle Madness?
- (5) Thunder Girls (87%, 398 Votes)
- (12) Ed Kelley (13%, 58 Votes)
Total Voters: 456
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Two things…..
1. I never understood people’s intense hatred for Toby Keith.
2. Poor Ed Kelley never stood a chance.
I wondered who in the world these 39 people were that voted for Scott Bradley, until I scrolled down to Toby Keith’s picture and involuntarily gagged! IF Carrie Underwood (who I support out of girl power on principle–despite the fact that my young daughters INSIST on belting out her lyrics in the twangiest of twangs) instills that same response, then I understand!
I find that I seem to be party line voting, as long as the party is hot girls. Yes, Ed never had a chance. Being male, I don’t get the Toby Keith thing very well.
How does Ed Kelly have 42 votes? I know he’s a gay icon in the community, but seriously…
UK’s Prime Minister was kidnapped. His name is Bill Wheeler. That’s news to me.