Thanks to Mary Fallin’s decision to run for governor, the competition for her opening 5th district (the district that covers OKC) congressional seat is fierce. With the Republican primary (or as, I refer to it, the nomination of the next congressman) on Tuesday, I thought I would like to weigh in for the eight readers we have that are registered to vote GOP. It was not an easy decision. Patrick lent his endorsement to one of the guy in the race with a porn name, and the comedic potential of Shane Jett going to Washington to offer bills requiring Supreme Court justices to wear powdered wigs was tempting. However, my endorsement goes to…
James Lankford.
Why James Lankford?
Is it that Lankford is uberqualified because his father-in-law was a marine and he spent thirteen years running a camp where Baptist youth lose their virginity? No.
Is it that his face looks like it is made out of modeling clay? No…well, it doesn’t hurt.
Is it that Lankford has a dickish way of addressing people like morons when it comes to the issue of illegal immigration; or the super punny visual non sequitor he made in the same video? Sort of.
Is it the way he is trying to bring back the ceasar haircut that was popular when I was in high school (right after bowl cuts and just before shaving it all off)? Not really.
The reason, as with every decision I make in my life, is that Lankford has red hair, and we gingers have to stick together.
Maybe if he were as forgiving as Jesus said to be, he would have a different stance on immigration. Or gay marriage.
But he probably skipped over all the parts in the Bible that say, “love one another.”
Hypocrite.
But I’ll still vote for him… I’m a redhead too.
Why is it that he looks like the Cryptkeeper or a Zombie while he family looks semi-normal?
The way he talks in his commercials is creepy, too. Makes him seem kinda “special”.
And as director of Falls Creek, he is personally responsible for 90% of the teen pregnancies in Oklahoma.
Redhead or no, he’s no Harry Johnson.
Can we please talk about what is surely a more pressing issue? El Chupacabra has made it’s way to our hallowed red dirt. http://tinyurl.com/2bdv8xh
I think it is ironic that you bring up Chupacabra translation “goat-sucker” in the same thread as an endorsement for a republican canididate for congress. I’m just tired of being reminded every night that every hopeful congressman “has strong conservative christian values.” Almost in the same sentance they will be “tough on immigration.” I can just picture Jesus saying, “I’m a really nice guy, but if your Mexican, F*** You!” Just the feeling I get from those warm, fuzzy, conservative types.
Anyone notice that his bio page on his website starts off in 1st person and then just turns on 3rd person with no warning. I thought he was talking about someone else named James.
So do I vote for Harry Johnson or Red Carpet?
If I vote for Harry Johnson does that somehow make me gay. Has anybody gotten with Sally Kern to get a ruling on this issue?
I would never vote for this guy in a million years, but especially since he’s a ginger, they have no souls you know!!!
Souls are overrated.
This is true but if you had one you could at least sell it like I did.
We need a Doctor in the House!
Actually there are 7 GOP registered readers now, one moved.
Vote Mike Thompson
early march 2010, i ran the creek classic 10K in deer creek, ok. met lankford 20 minutes before the run as he was campaiging there (not running a foot race)at deer creek hs’s expo. told him i did not live in his district. i left the expo to go stretch/warm-up outside near starting line; prepare for the run, a routine for some runners. he followed me outside & watched me to stretch/warm-up. creepy
That’s ‘cuz James appears to be devoted to more than God, Family and the Constitution…
We believe him to be the banjo player from “Deliverance.”