Hey friends! So you may remember me as the guest contributor of such columns you didn’t read as, Ogle Madness Recaps and Ogle Q&A with Comedian Rob Delaney! Well, buckle up; I’m about to embark on a weekly column you won’t read!
Here’s how it works, you send me a question and I answer it — here on the Lost Ogle, in front of God and everyone. You can send your questions to me on Twitter: @SpencerLenox. Or in an email: Spencer.Hicks@gmail.com.
So, what makes me so damned qualified to answer your questions? I’m glad you asked. The long and short of it is, I’m the nicest pile of douche you’ll ever meet. I’m not going to tip-toe around your feelings. You want an answer, I’ll give it to you. Bite your pillow Suzie, this answer is coming in dry!
Here is my online resume, to shut up the nay-sayers:
Education: 1999-2003 Oklahoma Baptist University, B.A. in Public Relations; 2006-2009 Oklahoma City University, MLA in Writing; 2010 -2011 Argus Hamilton School of Joke Writing, mastery in observational humor and rape jokes.
Work Experience: 2003-2004 ExxonMobil; 2003-2006 Shawnee News-Star (part-time); 2005-2010 Office of Governor Brad Henry.
Awards: Winner of the Oklahoma City Comedy Contest at the Loony Bin Comedy Club; Runner-up in 2010 Gazette “Best of OKC” for Best Comedian/Comedy Troupe. Bronze Medal in Triple Jump, 2001 Special Olympics.
Other: I’ve opened for Paul F. Tompkins, Rob Delaney and Kyle Kinane. Shared the stage with Brian Regan. Emceed the Speaker’s Ball for Speaker of the House Kris Steele. I’m a volunteer for MDA. And I have a cousin with Down Syndrome. I’ve been to Uganda with Mark Clayton, Adrian Peterson, Roy Williams and Tommie Harris.
I even co-host trivia each Thursday at 51st St. Speakeasy.
See, I told you I was a bag of douche (but still less douchey than anything that’s ever been in So6ix magazine). But here is my solemn promise to you: I will NEVER use the phrase, “gentle readers.” Instead, I’ll use the phrases “Jesus Freaks” and “Hey, You Guys.”
So start sending me your questions!
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