Kristin Chenoweth won the American Country Awards or something

Even though she's dangerously short, old (in her 40s) and her forehead has not yet stopped growing, there's something extra cool about Oklahoma-native Kristen Chenoweth. It could be that she's a Thunder fan, has a quirky personality or that she's extremely talented. It could also be that she has gigantically large breasts.

From Monday's American Country Music Awards:

If I were a Leprechaun, that would probably be the greatest picture ever. It makes me want to put on a little black hat, green vest and go hunting for four-leaf clovers. Too bad it's cold outside and all the clovers are dead. Plus, Clark Matthews borrowed my little black top hat for his annual "Magicians of Mayhem" Christmas party. Now I'm depressed.