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Top 10 Pictures of Joleen Chaney and Bobbie Milller

As we reported yesterday, Bobbie Miller is leaving behind her BFF Joleen Chaney and moving to Channel 9. The post was pretty popular. In just a couple of hours, it produced several thousand page views, started a little buzz on Facebook, and even spawned an attack by in internet troll named Kevin.

Anyway, to honor these BFFs we’re going to post the top 10 photographs we could find of them online (a.k.a.Twitter, Facebook and Bob Barry Jr.’s sick fantasies). Sure, this may seem a little creepy, but we need to pump up our page views after a slow holiday. This should do the trick.

10. Dear God

This one should probably be higher, but I just wanted to get your attention. Also, if you wonder why I’ve been hanging out at the Denny’s / Taco Bell parking lot, now you know.

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9. Dorman Sandwich

This would be a lot better if it didn’t have State Representative Joe Dorman in the middle of it. Something tells me this isn’t the first time someone has said that.

8. Extreme Close Up

This is the same picture Clark Matthews has framed in his locker at Tan and Tone.

7. Vroooooooooooooom

I remember that day very well. I was driving around my fancy Italian sports car — it was either the Ferrari or Lamborghini — and I noticed Joleen and Bobbie playing hopscotch in the KFOR parking lot. I stopped and asked if they wanted a ride and they started giggling and rubbing each others shoulders! Then my phone rang in my office and I went back to work.

6. Strike a Pose

We published this photo back in March of 2010. At the time, we thought that it was cool that Joleen Chaney, Bobbie Miller and Jesse Jane were all at the mall at the same time. In fact, we still think it’s cool that Joleen Chaney, Bobbie Miller and Jesse Jane were all at the mall at the same time.

5. Welcome to Heaven or Rush Springs…one of the two

I put this picture in the fifth spot because it makes Rush Springs look like the happiest damn place on the planet.

4. Heimlich 

According to the Mole who sent us this picture, Joleen and Bobbie are in the Tilt-A-Whirl. I’m not sure what that is, but then again, I didn’t know Almond Milk was so damn delicious until last week.

3. My what nice fake tattoos you have

That photo was taken at the State Fair. In hindsight, it probably should have won our State Fair Photo contest.

2. Aye, Aye, Captain.

The only thing hotter than Joleen and Bobbie posing for a picture on a couple of cows at the fair would be Joleen and Bobbie dancing in a hot tub…on my yacht…and wearing my captains hat.

1. Melons

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Comments

  1. Two of the photos are from the Rush Springs Watermelon Festival. A third includes Joe Dorman, who is from Rush Springs. What magical power does Joe Dorman have that the rest of us don’t?

    • “What magical power does Joe Dorman have that the rest of us don’t?”

      (1) He made the Watermelon a vegetable, by law. That’s power.

      (2) The accident of geography. Living proximate to where Joleen grew up gives him FOG access.

  2. Casey Anthony:
    “…this may seem a little creepy, but we need to pump up our page views after a slow holiday. This should do the trick.”
    Anyone else see the resemblance between Bobbie Miller and Casey Anthony?

  3. Sadly, this is all the OKC media market is known for these days. Which station can out-pose its competitor with “flirty” pics on Facebook.
    I have never seen a bigger bunch of attention-starved women and men working in broadcasting in my life. And that’s saying something.

    • I’m sorry ’89er, what were you saying? The way Joleen hugs a woman to her bosom had me distracted. Now what was your point?

  4. I don’t know…seeing the pic of them wearing flip flops in the cow stall at the fairgrounds is making me rethink my Boleen Chiller foot fetish…

  5. This just proves my contention that being a dirty old man (DOM} isn’t an age, it’s a way of life…

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